(99 of them live under my skull)
if they could have anyone play you in a movie...who would it be?
(plus... who doesn't love a bad boy with an irish accent)
stay tuned to find out at the end...
so my think’n cap is at the cleaners this week…and my brain is on strike…my body was in oprahville this past weekend...so very very sorry i'm a day late post'n but on top of ALL that...it’s my 11th anniversary to my 30th b-day today…so it’s mashed potato time
well...anyone that knows anything about me…
knows BOY GEORGE
are my link to life since i was a teenage terror at the tender and supple age of 13
green…number 3…and fruit round out rest of the typical ?’s
so time to dive into the deep end…
1)what was the first job you wanted when you grew up?
hey don’t rush things…gimme about 5 more years and i’ll start gett’n serious…anyways…
2)what talent do you wish you had?
the ability to make socially retarded people interest’n…
this would include those who think they are from a higher untouchable species...
parents with uncontrollable kids
bible thump’n inbreds
are all usually found in this category
but so are pretty much most dates i’ve been on in the past year (any past date read’n this and feel’n a bit offended by this statement…go ahead and include yerself in this category...trust me...yer worth it!)
3)what’s the last book you read?
“cry salty tears” by Dinah O’dowd…
it’s the story of an irish mother’s survival and eventual triumph over almost unbelievable domestic hardship and prolonged metal torture and destructive ignorance…yet successfully raised a family of 6 and nurtured the unique personality of a world superstar
i could totally see Shirley MacLaine act'n the shit outta this part
4)what’s yer worst habit?
think’n i have #2…
5)in one word…how would you describe yerself?
6)what’s yer biggest pet peeve?
(militant republicans and religious people can sit out on this one... since they have no power over me)
it’s mainly geerocks and their inability to be nice to anyone…
it's as if this breed were born without a conscious...whether yer a friend...family member...co-worker...phone personality...receptionist...a skyway walker or the sad cashier at the neighboorhood blockbuster
just BE NICE!
(and yes i am aware i am a work in progress myself at times...but in my defense...it's usually always warranted when i'm not)
but the worst are these people that are co-op crunchers…scarf’n down on overpriced organic…free range...gluten-free snacks...whipp'n around town in their spendy hybrid cars...recycle'n their political correctness along with their glass bottles and cans...environment friendly e-book next to their work-out bottle...yet they don't even practice common manners to others that don’t “fit” into their cookie cutter world…how can you whine about want'n a safer world if you can't even manage to be NICE to everyone around you?
where's that bucket of water when ya need it...
7)what’s yer top 3 movies you can pretty much recite the entire dialogue by heart?
the shelves...told me Jim-Ed had to reinforce that stool with luhgnuhts"
8)who is the one famous person you would bring back to life?
hmmm…well since jesus is just a figment of some sand person’s imagination…i’m gonna go with Marilyn Monroe…
9)what “SEX and the CITY” gal are you at the moment?
though i’ve been all of them at one time or another…
MIRANDA HOBBS best describes me these days…
(subject to change at any moment though)
10)what are the 3 top tv series the best describe you?
"STRANGERS with CANDY"
"the YOUNG ONES"
SEX and the CITY
11)what do you want this time by next year?
bonus round: who do you think you'll resemble in 20 years?
hands down...if i'm lucky to still be here...i wanna be the care free...
nail paint'n land lady Mrs. Roper
oh ya...suuuurvey says?
John Cameron Mitchell...in HEDWIG...so very very ME!
now get off my dress