1st ever F*CKTARD awards
(my 1st world bein' reality...the 2nd world bein' work)
these awards will go to those recipients worthy of being a complete and utterly f*ck'n retarded A double snake when it comes to hand'n out advice
this will not be a yearly event mind you...like those other award shows...
just cuz there's usually too many to give out in one nite...and we would completely run out of time...it'll just be random when i see fit
plus..the only red carpet these winners deserve to see (metaphorically speak'n of course...sensless violence solves nothing...besides...rarely anyone can pull off an orange jumper) is their head being pummeled by my stiletto's try'n to kick some sense into them...while look'n absolutely stunn'n in some sassy floral gaultier gown of course like this
"oh look...there's Tom Cruise"
"hey...well if it isn't good ol Shirley Phelps-Roper"
"look there's Michelle Bachmann everyone...come'n out to support her man...in a beautiful custard sleeveless straight jacket...hey laaady...that jacket only works when the sleeves are attached"
"hey Michelle...is it true...you couldn't take all that corn dog down...
but Marcus swallowed in all in one gulp off camera?...inquire'n minds what to know"
"it looks like everyone's goin' inside...hey wait a minute...is that..that Casey Killer...i mean ummm Anthony...
"well...in any case...that's a smart carrdigan she's got on...i mean look at the ribb'n on that sweater...you don't see that much these days...of course you would know a little about ribb'n ...wouldnt'cha Casey?...opps...
look's like we're not gonna have any more time...just like her daughter"
welcome to tonite's broadcast of the 1st ever F*CKTARDS awards
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and the nominees are :
Dr. Keith Ablow
and the winner is (ohhh...i'm so nervous)
and here's why...
so this graduate of Brown University and the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine shit-4-brains recently released a statement urge'n parents to NOT let their children watch the new season of "DWTS"
just cuz this guy is on it
he basically said in a recent interview on FOX news
basically state'n that some children watch'n...who may be wonder'n about their own "sexual/gender identity"...will feel maybe they too need to have the surgery at some point in their life to feel complete
this also included "children who have sustained the losses of loved ones and are wrestling with depression, perhaps wondering who they are absent their deceased mothers or fathers"
thank CHER...fer...well CHER!!
"I support him no matter what he chooses 2do...It took courage to do DWTS!" CHER tweeted
CHER asked all her 340,000 followers to pledge their support for CHAZ on other social media sites
so this dick-4-brains douche rag adds
so this cock breath with a BA in BS pretty much is play'n a game of double standards with his indoctrination of religion verses gender identification
but don't take my word for it...read his full diagnosis
thanx fer come'n to the 1st ever F*CKTARD awards...any other worthless opinions can completely get off my dress!