to tell you the truth…this is my least fav-o-rit muscle group to work on when sweat’n it out at the gym
sure it’s the core that keeps you together and in good posture…
and many out there would probably feel much better about themselves if they could achieve…at the very least…less baggage to carry around their waistline
we’ve been fascinated and fixated on achieve’n that merely impossible perfectional abs of steel thanx to market’n gimmicks and undergarment ads
tell’n us that we can go from flab…
to fab…in mere minutes a day…doin like a million sit-ups
yea…reality check!…the only people able to devote this sorta time and effort...are narcissistically untouchable mr. bubble models
and equally unbelievabley sizzle'n werewolves
no time to make it to the gym?...no problem!
corporations have been invent'n ways to cheat the heat of a work-out regime to get that toned torso ever since the early 16th century…
women…and apparently their female offspring were deemed unloveable unless they could shove their stomach into a beautifully tailored cage of steel to achieve that perfect waistline and trimmed tummy
i say…that’s a crock of shit!
you wanna get a simple…easily attainable ab work-out on the comfort of yer own couch without all those messy power drinks or clunky roll out gyms?
well...you can always spend yer money on one of these dust collectors
but Jane Fonda will have nothing to do with this production
fer truly professional results...all you need to do is watch the recently revived drunken overtures and drug addicted antics of the best british comedy ever known to the human race…
starr’n Jennifer Saunders as the vivacious...pill popp’n...Lacroix obsessed...high profile international PR guru and mother...
and Joanne Lumley as the beehived...chain smoke'n...coke sniff’n...
drunken magazine editor...harlet and former glamour model
together their boozy bitch slaps are like a warm hug on a cold winters nite
with Julia Sawalha as Eddy's simply dressed and level headed daughter
and June Whitfield as Eddy's mother and sort of surrogate mother to Patsy
Jane Horrocks as Eddy's spastic bird brain personal office assistant
Jane also doubles as Bubble's look-a-like and cheeky cousin...Katy Grin
no real affection for anyone and gleefully throws out bitchy backhanded compliments when she gets the chance
Christopher Malcolm...as Eddy's 1st ex husband and Saffy's father
Christopher has also appeared in many films prior to his AB FAB fame...
Christopher Ryan...as Eddy's 2nd husband and father to Eddy's son Serge
for you history buffs out there...Christopher was college con artist and group leader from another earlier and equally hilarious 80's british comedy
The Young Ones" as Mike "the cool person" who never involved himself in the drama of his other flatmates and constantly said cheap and usless puns that made no sense
these boozey brauds spew out the best lines with fierceness and forceness
some of Eddy's (and my fav-o-rit)...most memorable quotes :
[speak'n to Bubbles]
[speak'n to Saffy]
some of Patsy's (and my fav-o-rit) most memorable quotes...
[speak'n to Saffy]
their seething social commentary with a hint of blatant bitterness for the beautiful and young...climax'n into ironic down pours of brassy humor...old and new fans will completely appreciate the poetic pleasantries of these 2 middle aged drunken dames from across the pond like an old friend that you'll wanna watch over and over again and never tire of
3 new 20th anniversary specials have been filmed and are air'n on Logo and BBC America...with a big screen film that apparently is in the works
if...after one episode view'n...you decide you can't or won't get their humor...pack up yer piss poor personality and pooch...and get off my dress!