Monday, May 14, 2012

I DO!

you gotta know yer a complete fuckwad when...

you think "traditional marriage" is at war...
even though YOU'VE been married...what?...like 4 times now...sit the fuck down and shut the hell up asswipe!

you think it's perfectly acceptable...
to tell yer congregation of pod people to "punch a boy who is effeminate and crack that wrist if he is limp-wristed"...cuz what?...that's what the J-man would say?...perhaps you should spend more time worry'n about those who are cover'n up abuse in yer line of work...dicksmacker!

you think same sex marriage is like...
bein' equatable to propose'n to some inanimate object like the Eiffel Tower?...really?...ummm...yea...C U Next Time!

you think dads should just be dads sometimes...
by bein' condescend'n' to yer kids about their friends parents who are non heterosexual couples...by say'n "it's no doubt they're "lovely people" but that's no reason to "change 1000 of  years of think'n on marriage" or that "kids do better growing up in a mother/father home"...

yea right...miss voice of a generation with swing'n saloon doors between her hips...who bore a child outta wedlock...and doesn't want the father around cuz of some mean stuff he might'a said about her mama...BITCH PULEEZ...
stop embarrass'n yerself!

you think you have to choose between the J-man or Judas...
to be saved...WTF?...does the Lincoln City Council just let any ol crazy c*nt in her lucky bingo hat have the mic these days? (ps...notice the reactions in the choir seats behind her)

all these above fuckwads are basically bully's who never grew up...use'n their words as scare tactics...instead of common sense!

try'n to explain non heterosexuality...let alone non heterosexual marriage to these fuckwads...

is it's like have'n to debate the huge difference between
the Grimm Fairy Tales and Dr. Seuss books...of which...besides content...is none!...they're all just made up stories of fantastic fantasies and adventures...

just like that other book of fantastic fantasies and anventures...
that they swear by...which is pretty much just made-up mythology with very few documented facts!...and that's...a FACT!

LUCKILY...our "white knight" is an african american...and has a brain...and is the 1st ever sitting president to acknowledge some common sense...
during my lifetime
"it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be able to get married"

but this italian catholic should get credit for her support for it 20 years ago

even political hot potato...Steven Colbert...
had a few choice words about OBAMA's announcement

some may argue that Obama wasn't fast enough to support non heterosexual marriage...but as any common sense person knows...it's all about politics in the end

OBAMA has done alot fer non heterosexuals....

-by ridd'n the military of that asinine D.A.D.T

-by signing the hate crimes act into law

-by give'n hospital visitation rights for non heterosexual couples

-by make'n sure that the census counts non heterosexual relationships

-by supporting states that are trying to extend marriage rights to non heterosexual couples

civil rights are human rights that every person should be given the day they are born...and not secular to a certain class...creed...or color of yer skin!

these right winged bible beat'n republic*nts always wanna make reference
to their fairy tale book of fables or the constitution when it comes to rights...
perhaps they should try remember'n this one important phrase
this guy wrote in 1776...when cast'n their vote this year :

"we hold these truths to be self-evident...that ALL men are created equal...
that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights...that among these are life...liberty...and the pursuit of happiness"

i made a prediction a while back...that this very issue would fortunately...and unfortunately...have to be a huge decide'n factor in this year's presidential election....so make sure to tune in this fall to the new BRAVO series

and fer the record...marriage is NOT a priority to me (right now)...but i would like my options left open...what gurl doesn't?...though many non heterosexuals in committed relationships shouldn't have to wait fer me to be ready to marry...when they are and have been fer a long time!

fer those who think i'm bein' too demean'n and persecute'n to the above fuckwads...think about it fer a minute...what do YOU think they're doin to the non heterosexual population by constantly putt'n their rights to a vote?

fer those who disagree with me...that's fine...you have that right...but pleez...just get the f*ck off my dress!








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