i have gone without tv since the beginn'n of the new century...
since i've moved back on my very own 2 years ago...(hopefully fer the last time)...i've had ZERO desire to waste my fun money on the brainmush that they...the television corporate toads...serve to you on a daily basis
don't get me wrong...there still are some talented writers in hollyweird that can come up with an original concept program that makes sense and keeps the attention deficet disorder crowd like myself interested...BUT...thanx to the genius that decided to release tv on dvd...i no longer have to be told what purchase i need to make me happy or what drug to take as long as i'm mentally incapable of make'n my own decisive decisions fer myself
(yes...i f*ck'n hate commercials)
plus...most nightly programm'n these days is "reality" tv...which is made to turn yer think'n cap into marmalade preserves...which i have NO interest in!
now where was i...oh yea...so huge shows i can watch on repeat over and over that are worthy of my attention are...
in the comedy category :
"HOT IN CLEVELAND"...starr'n the last beloved "Golden Girl" Betty White
One Day At A Time" alumni Valerie Bertinelli..."Frasier" famer Jane Leeves and "Just Shoot Me" former supermodel Wendie Malick
in the dramady category:
Mary-Louise Parker in "WEEDS" and Edie Flaco in "NURSE JACKIE"
in the suspenseful drama series...a 3 way (my fav-o-rit guilty pleasure) tie:
60's cocktail hour hit "MAD MEN"...oh so sexy serial killer "DEXTER"...
and the hot blood suckers and deliscious werewolves of "TRUE BLOOD"
and in the over rated but entertain'n "reality" fluff category:
the bitchy housewives of maybelline county on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
remake's in movie's are understandable...to a point...whether it be that technology wasn't there at the time...or try'n to relate it to the current generational gap as concepts and societal situations change dramatically during a decade
case in point : The Amittyville Horror" in 1979
but "The Amittyville Horror" remake in 2005
MEEEE-OUCH!(Ryan...if you read this...you can call me anytime...i'm listed)
but...this can also be a complete f*ck'n disaster...so i'm not even gonna start with the greatest sci-fi master piece of all time that was retouched
enhanced" version of this re-released master piece classic...sit down and SHUT the F*CK UP....OK!
though some movies deserved and desperately needed a makeover...this has never really transended that well when done on the small screen
case in point:
Linda Carter as 70's super hero sex kitten "Wonder Woman"...sizzle'n
70's detective babes...Farrah...Jacquline and Kate of "Charlie's Angels"
besides...NO ONE will ever replace this ashy blonde feather flipper
"love...exciting and new...come aboard...we're expecting you"...and we were when originally "The LOVE BOAT" set sails back in 1977 until 1986
that hairy hotness known as the HOFF and his cool car KIT in "Knight Rider"
from 1992 til 1999...i wanted to live no where else but at "Melrose Place"
total refried crap-o-la on toast...did the writers not see her SNL failure?
and how can you not LOVE the original family of fright...."the Munsters"
Eddie...and Marilyn in Anoka back in 2003 on a halloween hayride) were the epitome of the friendly family of freaks...but the remake crappily titled "Munsters Today" that came out in 1988 and unfortunately lasted 3 seasons... was THEE worst of all remakes ever made...this new family was not freaky friendly at all...but more like a debbie downer syndrome parade of "who cares" actors
recently i found out...as if they didn't learn from any of the past mistakes of original series...NBC wants to reboot the "the Munsters" yet again...into an hour long show...that has less to do with the original campiness that won the hearts of millions in the 1960's thru today...and make it a more darker and edgier drama series...WOW!...really?
(say...can you smell that?...smells like...ummm...refried crap again don't it?)
who ever said that 3 times a charm...LIED!
and here's who they have slated fer the recast'n into this crappy remake
and as Herman's bride Lily Munster...it's Ellen's wife Portia de Rossi
*UPDATE*...since i 1st start'n research'n this story...HERMAN has changed hands and is now being played by "stand by me" hottie Jerry O'Connell
STOP THE INSANITY!
quit make'n my beloved television programm'n into refried crap on toast...
and PUHLEEZ...GET OFF MY DRESS!
and ps...come bitch with BITCH this sunday @ 7...i'll be there sell'n her refried crap...say hey and buy some stuff!