Monday, March 11, 2013

gurlz gone wild

no...i'm not here try'n to promote this doucherary king

she's been called many many things over the years...from assasin of youth...Mary Jane...Indiana hay...Texas tea...ghanja...grass...giggle smoke...puff'n the magic dragon...reefer madness...to...

but this 4/20...the only thing gett'n high...will be the heels!
welcome to the 6th annual "APRIL SHOWERS bring BITCH FLOWERS"

Saturday April 20th 2013 @ Varsity Theater

starr'n yer hostess with almost the mostess...
BITCH FLOWERS

dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple and....
unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of her own universe...KRYSTAL KLEER

boss of burlesque and mc beauty from beyond...
FOXY TANN

include'n special guest and America's Got Talent alumni...
Mrs. Smith

and all the way from the Big-Apple fer her 1st time in the Minne-Apple...
the lovely and internationally talented SHERRY VINE

choreographed eye candy provided by...

to keep the euphoria goin' all nite long...
the spinn'n sensastions of DJ RICO

doors open at 7:30pm
$20 @ door
$15 in advance online
$10 with student ID or in drag
VIP package of 4 $100 (includes swag bag of goodies)
$30 ea. additional guest
also includes meet and greet with Sherry Vine after the show...presale only

order online at : www.varsitytheater.org

a chunk of change will benefit...

sponsored by...



trust me...this is a show you don't wanna miss...
and even if you think the show is goin in the crapper...well...don't you worry about it kittens...cuz with the Varsity's newly remodeled art deco his and her luxurious crappers...wiill be an experience worth the price of admission alone...cuz you'll be doin a #1 or #2 in complete instagram style...think of the show as just a free gift with purchase if you will!

so flash yer cash and dash to the biggest bash to kick off the spring season...
fer thee nite that will take you H-I-G-H-E-R than you've ever been before...


check it out on FACEBOOK (but between you and me and my universe...it's the same crap without all the fancy photo's)

now press yer best...and get off my dress!















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