and she's just Bitch from my fav-o-rit cult film in the 00's
but i finally got the BIGGEST bitch of them all on the horn today...
Bitch...thanx fer take'n time outta yer
a lil birdie tells me...i landed you a HUGE guest this year...give it up gurl?
google her...she's definitely worth it!
so it falls on 4/20 this year...that's very very innerest'n...you obviously know what that date implies...is there some sorta cryptic message yer try'n to send?
why would we celebrate THAT? *wink*wink*
yer event is THEE event pretty much kick'n off the spring season in the Minne-Apple...and gives everyone a chance to shed those winter blues...then spring board'n off the “April Showers” event...is THEE event of the summer PRIDE fest in the Minne-Apple called "BITCH-N-BRUNCH" at SEVEN Steak and Sushi....
why would i wanna come there and deal with all that dirty downtown traffic?
there have many many requests fer you to host other over-the-top events thru-out the year...(of course 99% of those requests may or may not have come from me) have you ever thought about use'n these events to parlay into the other 2 neglected seasons of the year…by host’n a huge halloween masquerade ball fer the fall...
call'n it somethin' like "WICKED"...and perhaps a lovely holiday extravaganza called "holiday sours with BITCH FLOWERS" fer the winter season?
the non heterosexual community owes a HUGE thanx to the drag queens who started the revolution fer our equality at STONEWALL back in ‘69…(leave it to the homo’s to find the perfect numerical year) and we both started perform’n as performin’ illusionists (that’s drag queen fer you unachieve’n over eaters) when it was still considered more or less an abomination by right wing bible/wife beaters…and even by some in our own flock of ferries…and now it’s been almost 45 years since stonewall…do you think broadway productions like “Priscilla Queen of the Desert” and reality shows like RuPaul’s Drag Race” are help’n or hurt’n the cause fer equality?
if there was ONE dream celebrity to compliment yer many events...besides ME...who in yer world would you want it to be?
someone who's been covered by drag queens more than any other celebrity...of course
CHER...she could just tell stories all nite about her amazing life
if 100 bottles of chardonnay were one yer wall…and ya took one down…to pass it around…how many would you have left?
if i took one off the wall...that's like taking 100 off...so there would be zero!
now we've come to the fav-o-rit part of the interview i like to call...
"can we talk about ME fer a change?"
basically...this is where you put on yer smartest Barbara Walters pant suit and ask me anything under the rainbow that you wanna know...and i mean A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G...well except about rainbows...cuz that's just fuck'n lazy journalism
how do you squeeze in 2 full time jobs? one being your day job...and then two being your night job that we call blow?
HA!...simple pimple....i just huff and puff...put on my knee pads and blow their house down!
i wanna thank the ever dramitic BITCH FLOWERS fer her wasted time today...
touch me here to learn more about this opulant event
well...time fer me to make my video fer the show...so kindly get off my dress!