are long gone...unfortunately
every rich bitch'n vaginal scab...from Orange County to the Big Apple on the annoyingly popular BRAVO series...
have done nothin' productive but turn the middle class into desperately drunk barbie dolls
still try'na fit into their ill-fitt'n prom dress...wonder'n where they went wrong
well don't worry my couch sloths slurp'n yer zima and choke'n yer tuna hot dish...cuz the reality shit show is about to heat up and hit the over head
ceil'n fan this fall...with BRAVO's all new season
starr'n Miss Lahren..."if he ain't Aryan...heck...then we ain't marry'n"...(insert the twirl with a screech'n owl sound here) as the half baked spit fired sorority slut...who can alphabetize her STD's faster than her ABC's
also starr'n Ivanka..."the only think my father wants to do more than fuck over America...is me!" (insert the twirl here with some sparkles) as the FIRST incestually desired daughter
and KellyAnne..."oh no...the alternative fact of the matter is...i never said what i just said!...wait who just said that?" as CUNTESS CONN'D-HER-WAY-IN (insert a constipated tiresome dizzy twirl here)
and everyone's fav-o-rit anal leakage...Miss Coulter..."i'll probably die decrepit and unmarried...all alone in the dark...but at least i'm still white...and you can take that to yer empty bank account once the president makes you pay for that wall that will most likely be dismantled before it's all said and done!" (insert drooped shrugged shoulders sipp'n on a glass of merlot & whimper'n in the mirror)
and of course the back drop of the whole season...M-E-L-A-N-O-M-A...as the cancerous slovenian stain...that was bought and paid for in full...to make her maker not just look like some pile of deflated pasty ass ego riddled tax scamm'n loud-mouthed misogynistic piece of shit with teeny tiny eeny weenie pussy grabb'n paws...that can only attract unmoralistic opportunist institutionalized immigrant flies...but that he actually is exactly just that!
(insert blank stare and porpoise noises here)
so there ya go kittens...hope you enjoy the show as much as i am glad i got rid of my cable 15 years ago...now get off my dress!