with that in mind...if thoughts and prayers were like nuts and berries...we'd all have a bowl of granola
so another "big bad" lone wolf shooter makes the front pages yet AGAIN...
in Sutherland TX on sunday this time...end'n the chapters to 26 innocent...perhaps not...(let's be optimistic...i mean realistic here)... kittens...14 of them bein' under the age of consent...maybe even some of them were my weekly readers...which really pisses me off...but alas...we'll never know...well...that is until i'm able to use my dismal star power and gather a group larger than Britian's "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS"...America's "WE ARE THE WORLD" & the WWF's "LAND OF A 1000 DANCES" combined...comb'n the ends of the earth to find out...i'll be take'n yer donations at www.gofuckyerself.com
i of course mean this as a very light hearted joke...cuz that's what it is...
these days...#45 or absolute pig shit (which ever yer refer to him as today) and his lobotomized brain dead CASPER crudsade'n followers...and...those who are just the average run of the mill CASPER crusader...scurry to social media in ALL forms...to see who can be the 1st to send out their "thoughts and prayers" delusional mind numb'n voodoo sorcery to the masses and get credit fer it by Anderson Pooper read'n it live on the air or any of the many other news "personalities"
but ONE lone wolf...with an unkempt amount of facial foliage...kills 8 (and harms a handful of others lets not ferget) and our pussy grabb'n prezimental screams from the top of his seething...high in saturated fat lungs..."DEATH PENALTY"...
well...that is a purdy scary beard y'all...and Jezus would skin him alive if he were around taday pull'n that bullshit...you kin garentee it!
but how did this lone wolf do it one might ask?...hmmmm...he's a terrorist with a beard...i bet he did it with a semi automatic sawed-off AK 47 Uzi shotgun with booster rocket engines right?...ummmm NO!...he walked into a homo depot in NY...and plunked down i'm assume'n was only $39.95 fer 2.5 hours with no hidden fees or mileage charges...which really is yer best option when try'na cause a commotion...in case yer wonder'n
but let's back it up a bit...wasn't it just last month...that a lone wolf...worth millions...gunned downed 58 to an early grave and injure'n roughly 546...give or take a few...just like the video game CALL OF DUTY...from a Vegas hotel...well...his face is a bit outta facial hair control...
but so was James Gandolfini at times...but the one thing he had in common with all these "lone wolves" must'a been that they all were of german/irish decent...and any SANE person knows...a simple pimple solution to that is of course to bake somethin' that freezes beautifully...to all those afflicted...and leave it to the current WH admenstruation and Lord GUT-ROT golpher say'n this was not a political time to talk about gun control...we need to send delusional brain waves of sympathy to the families...friends and former hook-ups to all those who were touched by this awful awful tragedy
seems to me this has happened once or twice before...didn'it?
could someone please refresh my memory fer a minute and explain to me which Muslim country these mental cases came from?...cuz i can't seem to remember!
hmmm...how well did all yer "thoughts and payers" work in those situations?
seriously kittens...fuck yer candles and yer cankerous kumbaya's...
wake up and smell the "paid fer by lobbyists" coffee kittens...
this ISSUE has ZERO to do with some green skinned gimp with a glandular problem...creep'n into yer house in the middle of the nite to take away yer pow pow machines...
the vomit that the 45th asswipe of the US and his tap dance'n around the subject monkeys like Ryan are spew'n have absolutely ZERO to do with the gun issue
it's ALL about one thing...and ONE THING only!
ya know...at this point...i'd believe more in conspiracy theorists
paint'n the picture say'n this was all just another small scale "OSWALD moment" to distract everyone from the real issue
so get off my dress!
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