Monday, June 4, 2018

BARR vs. BEE

as far as the moronically lobotomized brain dead pile of mashed potatoed
CASPER crusade'n couch surfers go...an unfortunate portion of society as a whole...(of which i completely excuse myself from this unscientifically...unsubstantiated claims since i'm write'n this very authentic piece of journalism from my point of view...and that only counts of course) i haven't bought into the media's spin cycle...pitt'n many things against each other in order to sell a product...fer instance...
in the 80's it was MADONNA vs CYNDI 
in the 90's it was MADONNA vs BRITNEY
in the 00's it was MADONNA vs GAGA
the point i'm try'n to make is quiet simple kittens...MADONNA IS THE FUCK'N QUEEN...get over it!...hey...gimme a break...i'm have'n serious major M withdraw...wait'n fer some new shit from her fer my weekly weekend car concerts...but let's get to the meat of this whole damn story

so i can't tell you how much i really REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted...
Ms. Barr's reboot to stand the test of time...much like M has managed to do to "keep it together" (see what i did there?) after all these years
bein' one of thee best middle america'd...blue collared shows ever written fer tv since... 
that show about a rich widowed white guy...his drug addicted daughter and eldest son...while his youngest son was left penniless (by his real parents)...with a couple of neurotic senile maids to throw in fer comedy relief...that lived on the upper east side of the Big Apple..hmmm....ok well maybe not so much about middle america'd...blue collared families...but more like what the middle america'd blue collared families wished they could afford if they were give'n a trust fund...oh...and a functional brain to think fer themselves
well...everything seem to be goin fine like a Carolina wine fer Ms Barr...have'n the highest rate'ns in tv land in a long ass time...
that is...U-N-T-I-L...Ms Barr decided to turn into a twat on a twitter tirade one nite...
about OBAMA's senior advisor Valerie Jarrett...that of course she would later delete and "apologize" for...
but leave it to all the mainly moronically lobotomized brain dead pile of mashed potato CASPER crusade'n couch surfers explode'n when they heard of this "tragic" news
 listen...i don't care that she [Ms Barr] wants to support that mentally deranged sack of misogynistically collusional pig shit that's currently bastardize'n THE PEOPLE'S oval office...i really don't...her personal choices outside of tv programm'n is HER CHOICE and that she has to own them and that is none of my personal biz
BUTT...
when you voice ANY sorta racial slur towards anyone...and yer part of a major network...there's gonna be a major price to pay...i just hope some network execs can salvage the careers of all the others affected by her Ambien attack...cuz i...like many others...would definitely tune in!

next up is the brilliant satirical funny lady SAMANTHA BEE from the hit

thing is...blatant racism IS NOT THE SAME as the indisputable truth!
thanx to award winn'n actress SALLY FIELD
fer point'n that out to to all the twatters on twitter out there who cannot grasp this simple concept...after all the fall out!

now get off my dress!

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