Monday, May 28, 2018

wha'da bunch'a poppycock!

you all remember when that roguish operatic dandy simply known as
PRINCE POPPYCOCK got robbed on that 5th season of...oh shit!...what was that show again Gladys?...oh yes..."America's Got Talent"  'Merica's Brain Dead One Hit Wondrously High Expectations of How to Succeed into Bankruptcy and Bad Choices from Judgmental Audiences who Stroke yer Ego fer Merely a Minut Minute fer Quickly Deplete'n Cash Prize"
BUTT...
today's ramblin' is about another kinda meter reader!

let's start with...oh i don't know...how 'bout those bow down bitches in the
oh...i ain't talk'n about the players here...i'm talk'n about ALL the asswipe owners who had their balls surgically amputated...
I CALL BULLSHIT!
thanx in part to the fine folk at google research centers...who reminded me after a couple of simple keys strokes...that back in 2012...Mr. self professed wholesome wonder bread Casper Crusader himself...lil Timmy Tebow...knelt fer all the unborn "alleged"future assholes of the world and
the fans looked at him as if he's the 2nd come'n of CASPER...but when Kaepernick started kneel'n in 2016...due to the injustices that HIS bro's hadda deal with thanx to a handful of police across the country...he's all of a sudden seen as unpatriotic and a traitor...it makes absolutely NO FUCK'N SENSE
ohhhh hold up...waaaaait a minute...NOOOOOW I GET IT!
and if need be...i'll be right their to "support" yer support (insert wink wink here)

next on my list...took place right here in the Minne-Apple last weekend
when Ann Coulter's annoy'n abortion...and loud mouthed lobotomized FAUX SNOOZE slut...Tomi Lahren...attended a drag brunch high atop UNION restaurant in downtown Minneapolis...and got in an altercation with other attendees...and ended up with A GLASS OF WATER thrown at her...
sorry kitten... but I CALL THIS FULLA BULLA-SHIT!
if yer throw'n water try'na make this brain dead cuntruffled bitch melt...how dare you!...you want it to be effective...you use water shipped in from FLINT MI...trust me!

 last...but certainly no surprise to anyone who has a function'n brain...
was the "supposed" summit meet'n between a dicktator and "rocketman" that was supposed to be of hysterical proportions fer the planet...(insert laugh here)
 this was NEVER gonna happen...I CALL GIGANTIC BULLSHIT...that the needle went around about 100 more times!
it was ALL about gett'n nominated by some of his demoralized repuglicant party fer a "nobel prize" and anything to keep the cameras off of Stormy Daniels "hot daddy" lawyer..and THAT WAS IT!
and though i was handed the key to some hottie's palace while i visited West Hollyweird a few years ago...STORMY got the key to the whole damn city
and i fer one...say FUCK YES...you deserve it!

so there ya have it kittens...now get off my dress!

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