get a clue!

i don't believe it was Miss Peacock with the candle stick...

in the conservatory...cuz more than like she already had it lodged in her kitty box...sideways...and you know that's gonna be some sorta rubix cube bullshit to try and retrieve it!

you know exactly why it couldn't be Colonel Mustard...cuz he owned all that rope and was a H-U-G-E fan of auto exfoliation in the library while watch'n his afternoon stories in the study after all...you do the math

\and you know Mrs.White held a tight grip onto that wrench...fer all the wrong reasons...between the kitchen...the ballroom and the billiard room...twice on the weekends

but trust me...the call IS come'n from inside the house...somewhere from someone!

i'm talk'n about that explosively diarrhetic laced story in last weeks HIGHLY subscribed circular news...W-O-W...just...W-O-W!...if i was a bett'n gal putt'n down odd's in Vegas...(FYI i ain't)

(well cuz the price of hookers ain't cheap ya know)

though Lawrence has expressed a much more diabolically dissected opinion as to who the sneaky dirty bird is play'n with our mentally deranged lie'n sack of of pig shit

at 1st i thought...i totally bet it was KellyAnne Conned-Her-Way-Inn...

in the situation room...then i remembered that incident with her mascara...so she hasn't been that credible ever since

then i thought...why couldn't it be his paid to play transformer bride in the

cabinet room with her interpreter...but then i realized...she can barely form a sentence...let alone construct coherent ones together fer her interpreter to interpret 

so i'm gonna go out on a limb...and put all my benjamins on our obvious...

unfortunate pile of mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit disgrace'n the oval orifice...in the presidential shitter room...while choke'n on his big mac and beat'n off the FAUX SNEWZ...just try'na distract...deflect...and dissolve ANY sorta suspicion onto himself...

while MUELLER still continues rack'n up the witch hunt points...

of course our unfortunate mentally deranged pile of pig shit tried desperately to start more useless distractions...tweet'n out a NIKE boycott to all his dwindle'n mentally deranged brain dead lobotomized gimps that hang on his every racist words 

that were only happy to oblige...only prob there was that these jethro mutha fuckers didn't realize is...NIKE ALREADY HAS YER COINS BITCH!...so burn away

hmmm wonder how well these back water wal-mart beauty bitches are gonna deal with the fact that FORD has now jumped onto the KAEPERNICK train!

BUTT...not to get side tracked...

Kaepernick's kneel'n had N-O-T-H-I-N-G to do with the military or the fuck'n flag kittens...let's just set that record to sleep!

but don't take my word fer it...listen to MN's own body slamm'n VETERAN daddy

and then with Ann Coulter's late abortion desperately tried gett'n Miss Griffin to take a moment to debate her in an interview dur'in her SOLD OUT WORLD WIDE tour

what a fuck'n amateur Tomi!
(but since we're all here...get yer tix here before the tour ends...trust me...ya ain't gonna wanna miss this!...i seen it @ Carnegie Hall & Kathy DID NOT disappoint!)

all i know is...in the end...this mentally deranged lie'n sack of bloated pig shit...will get his just desserts...in the basement...with the heater on high!

now get off my dress and VOTE this novem!