"the winner takes it all...the loser stand'n small"...by those poly blend'n saucy Swedes many disco balls ago
this years midterms were like a proverbial Muriel moment fer the dems
"now my life is as good as an ABBA song" now that we've take'n back the HOUSE
with roughly 100 estrogen replacement contestants winn'n many seats
in congress...and many of them bein' 1st's as well...like the 1st muslim women ever elected...MN's ILAN OMAR and MI's RASHIDA TLIAB...to the 1st ever native american women elected...KS's SHARICE DAVIDS and NM's DEB HAALAND
include'n my personal fav...MN's AMY KLOBUCHAR...who kicked ass recently...grill'n the future date rapist of the Supreme Court...and kudo's to the many many others i can't unfortunately picture (well cuz yer attention spans aren't that long kittens...plus there's google if you need more names)
BUTT...
lets not ferget there's somethin' about mary...CO's JARED POLIS...bein the 1st open non heterosexual governor...along with 149 other openly lgbtxwzpdq candidates...gett'n a chance to have a voice fer the masses...of course there's some religious asswipes in the state that aren't gonna be all to pleased about this
and thankfully they won too...cuz they thwarted off the many evil diseased
riddled caravans of terrorists and rapists that were moments away from invade'n our protected boarders all the way up to til the nite of election...so congrats to you all!
though...it's NOT all about winn'n...we can't ferget the losers stand'n small
fer starters...the biggest of them all...kentucky's unlucky Miss Split Ends 2018 and righteous rectal wart hog...Kim Davis...who caused all that uproar over break'n the law in 2015...by stand'n her hypocritical grounds believe'n marriage is between a woman and her many men...by deny'n DAVID ERMOLD and his husband a marriage license
and then of course there's cheddar head-up-special-interest-ass and anal suppository spokesmodel Scott Walker... who can't even ask fer a recount to a too close to call race...cuz of a law he thought would benefit him in the END (pun obviously intended)
and even though Nevada's bunny ranch'n pimp...Dennis Hof...beat out dem hopeful Lesia Romanov...he unfortunately will never get to serve one CHER damn day in office...well...cuz the horny 72 year old bunny fucker did one too many fireballs durin' his bday celebration a couple of weeks earlier...and ended up kick'n the can...(side note though...it takes a special sorta stupid to vote fer a dead man...dont'cha think?)
and lastly of course...is our current mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit who's practically use'n the bills of rights as his own personal ass wipe...just cuz with the dems FINALLY took control of the house...and with more women and non hetro's that he'll have too kiss their collective asses if he wants to even look presentable to his base...he's shitt'n bricks and break down in front of the camera
and with his most recent attacks on the report'n media amplify'n...
as well as belittle'n other accomplished political reporters...like APRIL RYAN...YAMICHE ALCINDOR and ABBY PHILLIP...are ya start'n to see a pattern kittens?
if not...google search it...and get off my dress!
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