BANG*BANG*...i shot you down

i think it was Miss Sarkisian who said it the best back in the year 1966

"i was 5 and he was 6...we rode of horses made of stix

he wore black and i wore white...he would always win the fight

BANG*BANG*...he shot me down...BANG*BANG*...i hit the ground

BANG*BANG*...that awful sound...BANG*BANG*...my baby shot me down"

oh the good ol' days when you and yer best beat off buddy down the block

would get together (to get yer rocks off) by participate'n in some sexually titillate'n make believe world of role play'n...with you in some colorfully cultural appropriation costume...while yer buddy would teach you who had the upper hand...and who was gonna gonna be his submissive bottom boy that nite at yer back yard "sleepover"...unfortunately...

we no longer live in a make believe world where Matt is the marshal and Miss Kitty is the "head" mistress...gather'n "lady garden's" at the Hurry Back Inn fer her clientele

it's the 20 year anniversary of COLUMBINE...and just like any wedd'n 

anniversary...it's been celebrated pretty much every year with another "CELEBRATION"...and in some cases unfortunately...a "MASS CELEBRATION"

i remember when our very own lil purple paisley man himself just told us

kids...he wanted us to "party like it's 1999"

unfortunately ...ever since 1999 has come and gone...the new kids on the block

haven't had time to party since they've had to attend funeral after funeral...in fact...there has been over 230 school "celebrations"...from kindergarten to college...with 11 of them bein' a "MASS CELEBRATION"...

and what's really changed?

the last MASS "celebration" in the country of New Zealand 2 months back

seen 51 "celebrators" push'n up daises...just cuz of their "religious beliefs...and before that you may ask?...well...it had been just a measly 22 years earlier in the year 1997...where unfortunately only 6 "celebrators" were snuffed out...which technically wasn't considered a MASS "celebration"...it was more like an afternoon picnic "celebration"...but it only took the Lord of the Rings parliament within weeks of the 2019 "celebration"...with a vote of 119 to the 1 prick (lets be real here...there's ALWAYS gotta be THAT ONE who wants to sell his or her movie rights to the highest bidder) to ban almost all semiautomatic and assault "celebratory" toys 

though i am without child...only cuz i am reproductively challenged

 of course...and it has n-o-t-h-i-n-g to do with the fact i'd rather have stains on my pillow cases...

than on on my couch..(don't hate)...i don't need one of my own to know the value of their life...i'm broke every fuck'n xmas with the 10,000 nieces and nephews and their offspring's that will most like multiply like bunnies in the near future...that i already have thank you!

 now there's been 8 "celebrations" already at schools across the good ol' 

US of (trigger happy) Asswipes...ever since the new year rang in...with the most recent one at Stem school in Highlands Ranch CO...though the celebrators are now become'n deflector shields fer the rest of their classmates...like 18 year old Kendrick Castillo was...

or 21 year old Riley C Howell at University of North Carolina in Charlotte

i don't know about how some parents feel about their kids become'n casualties of war instead of cross'n the finish line on graduation day...

but here's a break down state by state...(from a reputable news organization)...how yer leaders feel about pass'n laws to protect yer lil johnny rotten or mary sue from turn'n into a slice of swiss cheese

but leave it to the sunshine state to finally come up with a proper solution

 at last...by make'n 'em [teachers] honorary members of the S.W.A.T. team...cuz you know...there's nothin' more like a curriculum challenge than try'na keep'n yer lil kittens safe from a trigger happy mental case...and i fer one...am glad some governor came to their senses fer some change

(insert asinine laugh here)

of course...if you happen to have a non pastey white puke bucket...

you "might" run into a few extra problems if their teacher hasn't had their extra frothy mocha kappa latte'd chino one morn'n...i'm just say'n!

i think CNN reporter Brooke Baldwin said it best by not say'n a word

fer supposedly bein the strongest most safe country on the planet

we have thee most back assward laws that would rather protect a 200 year old law (to their interpretation)...than protect'n kids so they can collect their $200 fer pass'n go

now get off my dress!