i was always picked last when choose'n sides at any school sport'n event...
it felt like i was climb'n aboard the train to Auschwitz every time...
cuz my own teammates would turn on me if the other side scored on my watch...include'n my coach at the catholic school i was forced to attend
(save the "awwww's" kittens...i survived)
i never really understood the whole teeth grind'n...donkey punch'n...maniac enthusiasm that took over everytime when the whistle was blown...
turn'n the entire crowd and the team into a rabid savage beast from below!
the punts and grunts...grabb'n for each others balls between their meaty thighs...
with all that huff'n and puff'n back and forth action til you can barely stand...
and all that towel snapp'n...ass slapp'n action in the communal showers after each winn'n game...
i never really grasped the full scale of that concept...*scratch record*
until now!
yes...i can admit i am a fair weathered fan...if our state team makes it to the finals...i'll jump on board...just cuz i'm bored...but the only way i'll be pick'n players fer my fantasy football team...is if they're part of mine
(you may insert huge evil grin now!)
football especially has always been known as an aggressive...meat and potatoes...all american sport'n event fer the non homosexuals...
that essentially pisses off a bunch of non sports minded people try'n to take the freeway home as an easy access when leave'n their latest "touchdown"
don't get me wrong...non heterosexuals watch it as well...
but it's mainly fer all the sweaty man on man pig piles...and how they would treat those hard to remove grass stains from their tights!
i am even pseudo friends with a famous non heterosexual line backer
they've always been there kittens..it's just more widely received now then it was back in the "good ol' days" and they've become champions in my mind...fer speak'n they're mind
case in point...recently...Raven's linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo
then this religious doosh rag...elected official from Maryland comes out and speaks his mind and blasts the NFL and Brendon fer speak'n his mind...
thankfully...the hotness known as Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe
i told you this would be a HUGE play off this season...and looks like Chris just punted the winn'n touchdown fer the team and fer equal rights fer all!
i rarely say NO to anything...but this i know...VOTE NO! this november...
or get off my dress!
ps...have you gotten yer gear ready to go CAMP'n soon?
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