Monday, September 17, 2012

the QUEEN and ME!

remember that musical from the 1950's...the King and I
well...i have been more partial to the QUEEN's fer some reason myself

there have been many many many queens through-out the land...

there's yer Queen of the British Monarch

the Queen of Mean Spirited Hysterics

the Queen of the Honey Makers

the Queens of the hot Australian Desert

the Queen of Hearts with her tasty tarts

and then of course...there was these guys

but there's only one QUEEN that is the fiercest in the land...
                                  and that's MADONNA...bitch!

after 25 years outta the the Land of 10,000 Lakes anyways...
the QUEEN will FINALLY be make'n her triumphant return to St Paul, MN
(i mean really's like the 2nd come'n...fer christ sakes!)

Saturday November 3rd and Sunday November 4th in downtown St. Paul

to help welcome the QUEEN back to the land of 10,000 lakes with
 her 100,000+ fans

yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist of her own universe...and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple..

will be host'n fer one nite only (due to budget cuts in my piggy bank)


490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN
(651) 292-1844 

Friday November 2nd @ 8pm
21+ w/ID
$5 cover

MADONNA's smash single "Turn Up The Radio" giveaways...and other
completely fabulous goodies to give away to you kittens while supplies last

enjoy a complete nite of nothing but pure unaltered...unsalted...insane...

hear all of the QUEEN'S #1 hitz and remixes all nite long...
by the spinn'n sensations of  DJ David Birchard

from her 1st smash hit "EVERYBODY"

to her 43rd smash hit  "TURN UP THE RADIO"

taken from her billboard smash 12th #1 studio album out now

MADONNA specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite

performance by yer host KRYSTAL KLEER

dress as yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look from the past 30 years and enter to win fabulous MADONNA prizes in the "MADONNA DRAG RACE"

sponsored by :

and stick around til mid-nite fer the grand prize draw'n for 2...
(you must be present to win)

whether you come "touched for the very first time"

or  "desperately seeking susan"

if you wanna "feel like a queen on a throne"

or "Greta Garbo and Monroe...Dietrich and DiMaggio"

perhaps you wanna "put yer hands all over my body"

maybe you'll feel "frozen...when your heart is broken"

or maybe you feel like a "zephyr in the sky at night"

perhaps you feel like "nothing takes the past away like the future"

or just wanna "dance with my baby"

maybe you think "time goes by so slowly"

or perhaps "you're not half the man you think you are"

or maybe you "got no boundaries and no limits"

perhaps you wanna "get fired up like a smokin' gun"

or simply just wanna "turn up the radio"

anyway you wear it...a nite of "M" has somethin' fer everyone to enjoy...
which one will you be?

or fer any blind mice out there unable to read this...

dress to impress...and remember...get off my dress!

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