well...i have been more partial to the QUEEN's fer some reason myself
there have been many many many queens through-out the land...
there's yer Queen of the British Monarch
the Queen of Mean Spirited Hysterics
the Queen of the Honey Makers
the Queens of the hot Australian Desert
the Queen of Hearts with her tasty tarts
and then of course...there was these guys
and that's MADONNA...bitch!
after 25 years outta the spotlight...in the Land of 10,000 Lakes anyways...
the QUEEN will FINALLY be make'n her triumphant return to St Paul, MN
(i mean really kittens...it's like the 2nd come'n...fer christ sakes!)
Saturday November 3rd and Sunday November 4th in downtown St. Paul
@ the Xcel Energy Center
her 100,000+ fans
yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist
of her own universe and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple...KRYSTAL KLEER
will be host'n fer one nite only (due to budget cuts in my piggy bank)
"M"
@
490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN
(651) 292-1844
Friday November 2nd @ 8pm
21+ w/ID
$5 cover
the TREVOR PROJECT
MADONNA's smash single "Turn Up The Radio" giveaways...and other
completely fabulous goodies to give away to you kittens while supplies last
enjoy a complete nite of nothing but pure unaltered...unsalted...insane...
MADONNA MADNESS!
hear all of the QUEEN'S #1 hitz and remixes all nite long...
by the spinn'n sensations of DJ David Birchard
from her 1st smash hit "EVERYBODY"
to her 43rd smash hit "TURN UP THE RADIO"
"MDNA"
MADONNA specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite
performance by yer ALL-TIME fav-o-rit host KRYSTAL KLEER
dress as yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look from the past 30 years and enter to win fabulous MADONNA prizes in the "MADONNA DRAG RACE"
sponsored by :
MDNA TOUR GOLDEN TRIANGLE PIT TICKETS
(you must be present to win)
whether you come "touched for the very first time"
if you wanna "feel like a queen on a throne"
perhaps you wanna "put yer hands all over my body"
maybe you'll feel "frozen...when your heart is broken"
or maybe you feel like a "zephyr in the sky at night"
or just wanna "dance with my baby"
maybe you think "time goes by so slowly"
or maybe you "got no boundaries and no limits"
perhaps you wanna "get fired up like a smokin' gun"
anyway you wear it...a nite of "M" has somethin' fer everyone to enjoy...
which one will you be?
or fer any blind mice out there unable to read this...
dress to impress...and remember...GET OFF MY DRESS!
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