I-C-O-N-I-C!

there are many things that have an iconic image..fer instance...

this is an iconic representation of the source of all evil from benjamins to battles...and to others...it's just some comical book of seasoned fairy tales

this is an iconic representation of lazy couch potatoes everywhere...

with those out of control glandular problems of course

this is an iconic representation of the missing link with chip on his shoulder

bigger than Sarah Palin's ego and proof aerodynamic do's don't really work

but there's only one iconic representation of the dance floor kittens...

and...that...is...M-A-D-O-N-N-A!

since the beginn'n of the rocket land'n on the Mtv moon...many have tried to imitate her...but no one has been able to duplicate her success

the QUEEN will be make'n her triumphant return back to St Paul, MN

(i mean really kittens...it's like the 2nd come'n...fer christ sakes!)

thursday october 8th @ the Xcel Energy Center

to help welcome the QUEEN back to the land of 10,000 lakes with her...

100,000+ fans

yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist

of her own universe...KRYSTAL KLEER 

will be host'n fer one nite only (due to budget cuts in my piggy bank)

 the ICONIC: REBEL HEARTS PARTY

@

830 Hennepin Ave in downtown Minneapolis

612-332-0835

saturday october 3rd @ 9pm

21+ w/ID

$5 cover

portion of the cover to benefit the LGBT homeless youth @ YOUTHLINK  

enjoy a complete nite of nothing but pure unaltered...unsalted...insane...

MADONNA MADNESS!

hear all of the QUEEN'S #1 hitz and remixes all nite long...

by the spinn'n sensations of  the DJ 

from her 1st smash hit "EVERYBODY"

to her latest and greatest 46th smash hit "BITCH I'M MADONNA"

MADONNA specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite

special performances by yer host KRYSTAL KLEER

come dressed as yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look from the past 30+ years and enter to win fabulous MADONNA prizes in the "MADONNA DRAG RACE"

stick around at midnite to win tickets to the REBEL HEART TOUR @ Xcel
(you must be present to win)

whether you feel dress'n like a "LUCKY STAR"

perhaps yer come'n "LIKE A VIRGIN"

or just wanna get "INTO THE GROOVE"

maybe you could just "OPEN YOUR HEART"

or feel like you wanna "EXPRESS YOURSELF"

perhaps that there's nothin' to it to "VOGUE"

maybe yer feel'n the "FEVER"

(i know i am)

you might just wanna "JUSTIFY MY LOVE"

or yer think'n it's all "HUMAN NATURE"

maybe you might be feel'n a lil "FROZEN"

you probably won't but pleez "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA"

or perhaps yer feel'n cowpokeish and "DON'T TELL ME"

maybe yer contemplate'n some "AMERICAN LIFE"

hey...you just might be feelin' "HUNG UP"

perhaps...just maybe...you wanna "GIVE IT TO ME"

or just feel like ya wanna "GIMME ALL YOUR LUV'IN"

so whether yer "LIVING FOR LOVE"

wanna feel like 2 souls in a "GHOSTTOWN"

or just wanna be a "BITCH...I'M MADONNA"

with 30 + years in the biz...there's somethin' that'll fit yer fancy just fine...

now quit yer bitch'n and start yer stitch'n of yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look...that you look good in!

if you've never experienced MADONNA live...what the H-E-double hockey stix is wrong wit'cha?...check out these x-clusive sneaky peeks below...

 teaser #1 here                    teaser #2 here

so don't just stand there...let's get to it...strike a pose...there's nothin' to it!

dress to impress...and GET OFF MY DRESS!

the QUEEN and ME!

remember that musical from the 1950's...the King and I

well...i have been more partial to the QUEEN's fer some reason myself

there have been many many many queens through-out the land...

there's yer Queen of the British Monarch

the Queen of Mean Spirited Hysterics

the Queen of the Honey Makers

the Queens of the hot Australian Desert

the Queen of Hearts with her tasty tarts

and then of course...there was these guys

but there's only one QUEEN that is the fiercest in the land...

     and that's MADONNA...bitch!

after 25 years outta the spotlight...in the Land of 10,000 Lakes anyways...

the QUEEN will FINALLY be make'n her triumphant return to St Paul, MN
(i mean really kittens...it's like the 2nd come'n...fer christ sakes!)

Saturday November 3rd and Sunday November 4th in downtown St. Paul

@ the Xcel Energy Center

to help welcome the QUEEN back to the land of 10,000 lakes with

 her 100,000+ fans

yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist

 

of her own universe and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple...KRYSTAL KLEER 

will be host'n fer one nite only (due to budget cuts in my piggy bank)

 THEE OFFICIAL MDNA TOUR PARTY

 "M"

@

490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN

(651) 292-1844 

Friday November 2nd @ 8pm

21+ w/ID

$5 cover

the TREVOR PROJECT

MADONNA's smash single "Turn Up The Radio" giveaways...and other
completely fabulous goodies to give away to you kittens while supplies last

enjoy a complete nite of nothing but pure unaltered...unsalted...insane...
MADONNA MADNESS!

hear all of the QUEEN'S #1 hitz and remixes all nite long...

by the spinn'n sensations of  DJ David Birchard

from her 1st smash hit "EVERYBODY"

to her 43rd smash hit  "TURN UP THE RADIO"

taken from her billboard smash 12th #1 studio album out now

"MDNA"

MADONNA specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite

performance by yer ALL-TIME fav-o-rit host KRYSTAL KLEER

dress as yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look from the past 30 years and enter to win fabulous MADONNA prizes in the "MADONNA DRAG RACE"

sponsored by :

Interscope Records

Smirnoff

SCENE! magazine

LAVENDER magazine

and stick around til mid-nite fer the grand prize draw'n for 2...

MDNA TOUR GOLDEN TRIANGLE PIT TICKETS

(you must be present to win)

whether you come "touched for the very first time"

or  "desperately seeking Susan"

if you wanna "feel like a queen on a throne"

or "Greta Garbo and Monroe...Dietrich and DiMaggio"

perhaps you wanna "put yer hands all over my body"

maybe you'll feel "frozen...when your heart is broken"

or maybe you feel like a "zephyr in the sky at night"

perhaps you feel like "nothing takes the past away like the future"

maybe you "drove your chevy to the levy and the levy was dry"

or just wanna "dance with my baby"

maybe you think "time goes by so slowly"

or perhaps "you're not half the man you think you are"

or maybe you "got no boundaries and no limits"

perhaps you wanna "get fired up like a smokin' gun"

or simply just wanna "turn up the radio"

anyway you wear it...a nite of "M" has somethin' fer everyone to enjoy...

which one will you be?

log in and like this event on facebook

or fer any blind mice out there unable to read this...

listen to my non hi fi definition interview i did with the fabulous Margie here

dress to impress...and remember...GET OFF MY DRESS!