there was the 1st lady of the country...
Marsha Washington (now we know where Madonna got the inspriration fer those fingerless gloves)
of course now the 44th 1st lady of the country...
and health conscious crusader fer the country's lil kittens...Michelle Obama
before she became the beautiful Princess of Wales
she was the shy and spirited Lady Diana Spencer
Kitty Wells...tell'n us "it wasn't G*D who made honky tonk angels"
or the 1st drunk lesbian puppet with emphysema...
from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood...Lady Elaine
and remember my 1st x-clusive celeb interview
with the hilariously talented... Lady Bunny
but let's not ferget about...
Lady Miss Kier from DEE-LITE
Lady and the Tramp
oops...i meant these 2!
and these gals leak'n their Lady Marmalade all over the stage
the LADY is burn'n up the charts with hit after amaze'n hit
so get ready to go goo goo fer GAGA once again for...
call'n on all you little mosters anyway i can....
to help celebrate LADY GAGA's return to the Land of 10,000 Lakes
it's time to crawl outta yer shell
yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist of her own universe...and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple...
will be host'n a nite fer all the little monsters skipp'n the stupid bowl parties
(oops i mean super bowl parties)
for the "BORN THIS WAY: little monster bowl"
490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN
Friday February 1st 2013 @ 8pm
a portion of the proceeds to benefit the
here all the hits from...
and all the remixed...revisted...and unreleased GAGA music in between
specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite
dress as yer fav-o-rit LADY GAGA look and enter to win fabulous LADY GAGA prizes in the "LADY GAGA DRAG RACE"
stick around til mid-nite fer the grand prize draw'n for 2 tickets to the
(must be present to win)
whether you "wanna hold em like they do in texas please"
maybe you "got both hands in her pocket"
or you feel like "silicone...saline...poison...inject me baby"
or know it "doesn't matter if you love him...or capital H-I-M"
there'll be plenty fer any little monster to wanna go...
so plug in yer glue gun...pull out yer shoulder pads and highest heels...
thaw out yer steaks...and come out fer a complete nite of LADY GAGA madness @ CAMP fri february 1st 2013 @ 8pm
or just get off my dress!