Monday, December 17, 2012

dude!...looks like a LADY

there've been many ladies thru-out history that have made the front pages

there was the 1st lady of the country...
Marsha Washington (now we know where Madonna got the inspriration fer those fingerless gloves)

of course now the 44th 1st lady of the country...
and health conscious crusader fer the country's lil kittens...Michelle Obama

before she became the beautiful Princess of Wales
she was the shy and spirited Lady Diana Spencer

how can you ferget the 1st lady of country music...
Kitty Wells...tell'n us "it wasn't G*D who made honky tonk angels"

or the 1st drunk lesbian puppet with emphysema...
from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood...Lady Elaine

and remember my 1st x-clusive celeb interview
with the hilariously talented... Lady Bunny

but let's not ferget about...
Lady Miss Kier from DEE-LITE

Lady and the Tramp

oops...i meant these 2!

and these gals leak'n their Lady Marmalade all over the stage

but there's only one that all the little monsters around the world look up to...

the LADY is burn'n up the charts with hit after amaze'n hit

so get ready to go goo goo fer GAGA once again for...

call'n on all you little mosters anyway i can....
to help celebrate LADY GAGA's return to the Land of 10,000 Lakes

it's time to crawl outta yer shell

yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist of her own universe...and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple...
KRYSTAL KLEER

will be host'n a nite fer all the little monsters skipp'n the stupid bowl parties
(oops i mean super bowl parties)
for the "BORN THIS WAY: little monster bowl"

@


490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN
(651) 292-1844 

Friday February 1st 2013 @ 8pm
21+ w/ID
$5 cover
a portion of the proceeds to benefit the

here all the hits from...





specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite

dress as yer fav-o-rit LADY GAGA look and enter to win fabulous LADY GAGA prizes in the "LADY GAGA DRAG RACE"

sponsored by:




stick around til mid-nite fer the grand prize draw'n for 2 tickets to the
(must be present to win)


or just want to "follow you until you love me"




there'll be plenty fer any little monster to wanna go...

so plug in yer glue gun...pull out yer shoulder pads and highest heels...
thaw out yer steaks...and come out fer a complete nite of LADY GAGA madness @ CAMP fri february 1st 2013 @ 8pm
or just get off my dress!

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