say kittens...today is a very very specially retarded day fer us here at the orafices of GET OFF MY DRESS (by "us" i mean MEEEEEEEEEEEE...and by "specially retarded" i mean...i could barely contain myself from knock'n into walls and try'n to form a sentence)
so you PC police out there...save yer verbal hand cuffs fer D.O.M.A demonstrations and monster truck rallies...cuz today we have in our studio's (via the informational highway) the breath take'n beauty known as...
LADY BUNNY
so grab yerself some carrot juice...lay yer eggs and enjoy!
Lady Bunny...thank you ever so fer take'n time outta yer busy schedule...
to schedule some time fer this
lil ol' unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of her own
universe
i should first start by say'n...to get it outta the way...
and fer my kittens out there whom never really had the pleasure to witness such a multi media diva in action...would you be ever so kind as to give my dimly lit audience from around the world (thank you google analytics) a taste of what the LADY BUNNY is all about?
Before moving to NY she was RuPaul's roommate in Atlanta, Georgia
I think that wraps it up. Oh wait!--her hobbies include macrame...
and rimming...and she sometimes tries to
dj as well.
i've read online recently...after
pose'n like some egyptian hieroglyphic to get a connection to it (i live in a
Lavern n Shirley apt in the uptown area of the minne-apple...and refuse to
upgrade) that yer starr'n in "HOT MESS" in the big apple with yer gal pal
Bianca and a host of other delicious big apple gals...can ya tell me the back
story to this fabulous cabaret performance and when can we expect the
BUNNY to hop down the bunny trail to the minne-apple to perform it here?
I live in a half-basement
apartment like you!
Hot Mess is a fairly new weekly show with a bunch of queens
including
Milan from Drag Race Season 4
It's at a new club called XL and it
recently made international headlines
when we "roasted" Tan Mom and she got
blithering drunk, fell on the red carpet and showed her panties.
She then went
on to repeatedly mutter that she never put her daughter in a tanning bed--but
accusations that she had endangered her daughter are the reason we know about
her in the first place. She truly put the hot back in Hot Mess!
Minneapolis gigs haven't been too
plentiful in recent years. I'm friendly with Wanda Wisdom and always enjoy
myself when there. So I'm ready to come and perform anytime!
i recently relived the wonderful
SATC series from start to finish...
and you know where this is headed right?...it's yer head!...
how does ones noggin handle so much
pressure put on it with that pile of hair? i swear it's like yer wigs have their
own area code or somethin'... i mean really...can you tell us...how many chilean
children must suffer their Sinead O’Connor fate just so you can have those
beautiful locks frame'n such a delicate satin face?
I think you're referring to my
tiny scene on Sex And The City. They waited until the 13th hour in drag to shoot
my closeup...
and I was terrified that I'd have a beard! Are you all hard yet?
if
my face WAS delicate, I wouldn't need such giant coiffures. The wig on SATC was
actually made by Project Runway alumni Chris March,
who once made me a wig
containing 16 wigs. It was so heavy that I have to do special neck-sercizes to
support them.
I call them neck-sercizes, most people call them blow jobs.
a dear dear friend of
mine...we'll just call her Jessica K from Winona, MN...to keep her anonymity
private...recently attended...20 years ago i guess...a little event you co-created called
WIGSTOCK...i feverishly spent hours create'n her a Pete
Burns style wig completely outta used telephone chords and a swimm'n cap...fer all my lil my
kittens out there born after the new millennium...yes...yer phone...at one
point...
did not follow you around like a trilogy of terror on a daily basis
now
where was i...oh yea...so this was a HUGE event sorta spun on the heels of
Woodstock from what i understand...and it always falls on my birthday...labor day weekend (i
am a child of labor after all)
what got you to come up with such an insanely
ingenious event fer ALL to enjoy? and part 2...do my kittens have a chance to
participate in this joyous occasion every labor day still to this very day?
I was working at the Pyramid Club
when we hit on the idea to put on a drag show in the park. There was so much
talent at that club that it blew my little country--just up from Georgia--mind. So we tried it once and it was soon a success.
After 20 years we stopped due to
two years of rain. So we are on a long hiatus but we didn't completely curl up
and dye. We may return at some point but right now I'm focusing on solo stuff.
But I'm glad you made it to one while it was running. And that bathing cap is a
great idea! Hmmmmm….
so Lady Shit-My-Pants (oops)...i
mean GaGa...has admitted that Madonna was a huge influence regard'n her career
and paid tribute to her with her "Born This Way" rip-off...what i wanna know
is...why hasn't GaGa publicly acknowledged that she blatantly stole yer moniker
fer her own personal gain on google?
I don't think she did--remember
there was Lady Miss Kier and Lady Chablis from the movie Midnight In The Garden
Of Good And Evil and many others. I did work with Gaga a couple times and she
once told me that she had talked about doing a wig like mine: flat on top and
huge in the back. I was like FLAT ON TOP? MY WIG? (It had fallen.) Flat hair
gives me a major complex.
we have a ? from one of my
kittens and another dear friend of mine...
Karen M from St Paul, MN (she gets 1 dear cuz she refuses to return my calls in a timely manner) she wanted to
know...what current politician or historical figure would the BUNNY like to
dress in drag?
Well, I wouldn't mind undressing
Obama--I think he's so sexy! I'm not really into forced feminization but I
wouldn't mind putting Romney
in crack addict hooker drag after that "bottom 47%
of the US are losers" comment. It would be lots of fun to drop him off late at
night in a dangerous ghetto area.
(bibitty bobitty boo...it's done just fer you)
before we go...i wanna give you the opportunity to promotionally whore out anything...in
order to keep you in the fabulous frocks you've become so accustomed
to...so is there anything my kittens can experience thru monetary value...to be
part of yer experience?
Not promoting anything except my
live shows--my blog on ladybunny.net will keep people posted. And that Bunny's
always hoppin'! I hope to Minneapolis soon!
well i will try and crack a few eggs to try and make that happen fer ya!
now we've come to the segment of
the interview that i like to call...
"can we talk about ME fer a change?"
so this is how it works...in yer
best Barbara Walters impression...ask me anything you want to about ME under the
rainbow...that you don't already know...since you don't know me anyways...well
accept about rainbows...cuz that just fuck'n lazy journalism
You are a mess! Love the way you
write--even when you're being lazy. I don't actually know about the rainbows but
you write very colorfully. A little like my crazy friend Candy Ass in LA.
(Corey, who set up this interview, will get a kick out of that one!)
well i'm sure you gotta run and start fluff'n and stuff'n somewhere
a funny bunny needs to make her honey money...so i guess we're...ummm...done-y!
i wanna thank the lovely and
talented LADY BUNNY fer touch'n a part of me that hasn't been touched in
years...if you'd like to know more...
please hop on over to her page @ www.ladybunny.net/
and don't ferget kittens...and Bunny yer more than welcomed to come...(it's been like 5 days fer me)...to THEE EVENT of the the year....otherwise you can just get off my dress!
Excellent! Thanks for the peek inside the Bunny brain!
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