slam dunk!

i was never really any good at sports involve'n BALLS

wait...lemme clarify that!

outside of the occasional high school hallway pocket pool...

and tea bagg'n wrestle'n matches i'd watch from time to time after school

sport'n event's...and basketball in particular...never really caught my interest

that is...until now!

when NBA pro Jason Collins annouced he was a non heterosexual

everyone from the open minded left ...

to the bat shit crazy far right...

to the CASPER crusade'n nut cases in the middle...

MADE IT A BIG DEAL!

i don't claim to know anything about Jason's personal stuggles...

but he obviously had them...whether it was cuz of the sport itself...his family...his followers...his faith or his former fiance...by make'n the choice NOT to pretend who he is anymore

of course...when anyone in the spotlight "comes out"..

whether it be on the television...

music biz...

military...

politics...

or sports

the righteous CASPER crusaders have to urinate on their parade...even those who support them...by say'n that tired old refried crap on toast non testimonial of "they're try'n to further their agenda by indoctrinate'n the children"

here's the thing though...

there is no non heterosexual...WITHOUT the fornicational/inseminational process of 2 consent'n or non consent'n...non homosexual spermicidal soup...PERIOD!...that's the way this process has been since the beginn'n of time

ALSO...if you are a 100% non homosexual comfortable with...

the way you want to fornicate...YOU CANNOT BE TURNED!

and just like those non heterosexuals that yer sooo afraid of...that you think will pull out their "gun" and shoot you with their "gay rays"...thrust me...

WE AIN'T THAT DESPERATE!...we'll save our charity fer other worthier causes...like CHER's never end'n farewell tours or the latest PRADA slip ons!

but back to Jason...of course the endorsement deals fer any celeb who was the 1st to "come out" when such news...is unfortunately...still news...

but i say milk it fer ALL you can...cuz hopefully the day will come when it DOESN'T matter

fer those far-from-grace-2-facers who whine WHY Jason is reveil'n his ...

sexual identity...are YOU seriously THAT brain dead?

and then there are those who just have a bowl of enema's fer breakfast

it's NOT about who he's bang'n in the boudoir...

it's about lett'n people know (especially kids who are "forced" into hide'n like Anne Frank) that there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM...PERIOD!

i fer one am thankful this "macho men only" stereotype is FINALLY change'n the "stereotype"...the non heterosexuals have ALWAYS been in sports and WILL ALWAYS be in sports...and the more people talk about it...the  less it...

will become a HUGE deal...PERIOD!

now...i gotta hit the showers...so get off my dress!