come on...all ye faith full of shit!

ahhh...the snowflakes a flutter...like fireflies at nite...

as santa's 8 reindeer get ready fer their flight

but just cuz it's the holiglazed season...

is that a reason...for religious treason?

apparently so!

example #1

unpasteurized priest prick and New Zealand nutcase LOGAN ROBERTSON...recently spread his joyous words of wisdom faithlessness...instead of his presumably meaty thighs...

cuz of author JIM MARJORAM...who was promote'n his book about his life as a non heterosexual AND (the horror of it all) a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N...

ROBERTSON...who enjoys sunday drives in his fully fucktional Mazda cherry picker...of course does not believe in kill'n as a christian...but totally stands behind them off'n themselves...instead though...he thinks it's the governments job to drop the ax on all the non heterosexuals sodomize'n one another

hmmm...believes in kill'n...BUT... doesn't wanna commit the act...huh!

ummm...didn't someone else already pull that off ?

at least JIM found a shred of decency in his blasphemous soul...

to thank LOGAN for the free publicity fer his book...if ya wanna read about this perversion of unnatural nature (insert obvious laugh here)...click here to order JIM's book

example #2

though he could be mistaken as Matthew Fox's doppelgagger...don't be fooled by this bigoted bearded bible beater eater...(it's a mouthful i know...and by the size of his schnozzer...HELLO FELLOW!)...now where was i?...oh yea...STEVEN ANDERSON...the parasitic pastor from Faithfull-of-shit Worst Baptist Church in Arizona...spoke how we...as a whole...can stop a deadly disease from spread'n just in time fer Christmas and save billions...since CASPER's comic book had the cure fer the AIDS crisis all along...though it's would only be 90% effective...

like example #1 fucktard...ANDERSON...the blessed christian coward that he is...doesn't believe in commit'n the actual act of execution...that's the governments job...but he'd love to sit around his christmas tree...eat'n his shrimp scampi...wrapped in his illegal poly blends...while beat'n off to many of the passages from Leviticus to the Corinthians

example #3

 MICHIGAN...you deserve such a huge A+ fer give'n us...

 an amaze'n activist...an amaze'n actress and an amaze'n artist

unfortunately...you will get a well deserved F.U. fer lett'n the house of representatives reprehensibles pass the RELIGIOUS FREEDOM RESTORATION ACT...R.F.R.A...(otherwise known more commonly to non denominational level headed kittens as Retardeligious Fucktarded Rectilydysfunctional Act)...basically it's a blatant law to discriminate against ANYONE who doesn't play "connect the dots to yer like'n" in CASPER's color'n book

now granted...it hasn't been signed into law by governor SNYDER...yet...but trust me...if this bill passes...i know the masses will not be sitt'n on their asses...cuz it won't just be hurt'n the homo's

example #4

the Irish Catholic Church (or any fer that matter)

really?...ummm it's 2014...A.D...not B.C...get with the program

and seriously?...enough with the pony show comparisons...when yer baloney has it's fair share of 1st names in court

hmmmm...pardon the pun...but ain't you got that ass backwards?

from G*D CASPER...our yer heavenly father invented delusional entity
the blessed angels came...
(just not in the eye...it burns like a mofo)
and unto certain shepherds
(cuz ya never know who yer gonna get on GRINDR)
brought tide'ns of the same
(frankincense...myrrh and gold...condoms...lube and poppers)

whatever you believe in this holiglazed season...have a merry MARY one...

and get off my dress!