CONVERSION PERVERSION

ever since the beginn'n of her career...the QUEEN of the dance floor has

pushed and perfected the boundaries of race...religion and freedom of expression with the brain dead basturdized religious right winged freaks call'n her satan while others (myself included) call'n her an absofuckinlute SAINT!

there is no need fer me to vomit the many beyond reasons why "religion"

as a whole...catholicism in particular...is nothing but an archaic misinterpreted scare tactic to suppress and sodomize marginalized "Mary's" in particular...oh don't take that wrong my faithful kittens...if you feel the need to vomit 100 hail mary's or kumbaya's every sunday to feel good about yerself cuz yer bett'n on the tail gate party at the pearly gates when yer time is up...go fer it...that's yer choice and YER CHOICE ALONE!

i won't dicktate nor try to indoctrinate what you outta believe in as long as you stay the fuck outta my backyard as well!

BUTT...it ain't that easy

there are those out there regrettably that are still breath'n among us...

who make it their mission in life to dictate how someone else (particularly the naturally born non heterosexual) should live their life as they see fit (after watch'n this most harmfully perverted and diabolically twisted  doc on Netflix "PRAY AWAY") all cuz of some massive comic book of fanatically insane reinterpreted vomit from 1000's of years ago (supposedly) that they've O.D'd on and how they can change someone's naughty parts from exercise'n those deviously devilish delights...to stay on the path of righteousness by rebuke'n those erectionally engorged regrets just fer the sake to fill their piggy banks regardless of what it may do to the person's mental...emotional and psychological state of mind...particularly in teens and trans

religion as a whole has been decline'n as fast as KAYNE's and the careers

of the KANKERSOURDASHIANS...with 2 million less practice'n in that ancient ceremonial clown production and nationwide infants marinate'n in dirty bath water down by roughly 40% (thanx fer the 411 google) 

trust me...if i knew now what i didn't know then...i'da probably worn that

communal robe with the butt cut out...however...though many other alter boys got to cash out years later bankrupt'n many churches...the priest that sang off key every sunday at my congregation all of a sudden decided to get picky so i ended up loose'n out on my 401K payout...thanx alot asshole!

it wasn't until this year in 2021 in my homo state of Minnesnowdah

that the ancient practice of "conversion therapy" was finally banned from the books and unfortunately there are only 23 other states that have followed suit bann'n this dysfunctionally harmful brain wash'n jamboree from their books with the Jersey Shore bein the 1st state to do so in only 2013

nonetheless...leave it to the J.O.N.A.H chapter of New Jersey to try and slide under the radar until they were hit with a hefty fine to the sum of $3.5 million 

the A.M.A...the A.P.A...the C.I.A...and SIA have all condemned this insane

practice of conversion/reparative therapy as destructive and completely ineffective and totally reprehensible...if there's ANYONE that's gotta change their "choosen lifestyle" since you choose yer religion and not who you nut on or in...

it's all these neanderthalic nutcases cuz "CASPER's" son never once spoke about convert'n anyone to yer diabolically perceived and perverted train of thought...so basically if we ain't fuck'n you and you ain't fuck's us...then why then fuck do you care who we fuck? cuz we sure as shit don't care who you fuck!

besides CASPER crusaders try'n to dictate their mentalness onto the non

heterosexual population...NOW these beyond sanctimonious side-wind'n basturds in the long horned up southern state of TEXASSES are try'n to be the spring board fer other repuglicunt states to follow suit by slowly disseminate'n and dictate'n to the female population as to what THEY CAN and CANNOT DO to their own reproductive organs and offspring's by shove'n thru the bill SB8 that they unfortunately passed last week 

without a damn serenade from the SUPREME's...

regardless of consensual...incest or rape fornication after 6 weeks when most women don't even realize they got a puke bucket eat'n away at their innards...

basically turn'n yer everyday ordinary tin cap wear'n CASPER crusader'n fucknut into vigilante terminators that would cash in with the courts fer a cool 10g's and court costs if they catch ANYONE who helps out or performs the abortions etc from the the receptionist at the clinic...the Uber drivers to family members who take them to their final decision...to the avon lady give'n them advice at the tupperware party to ultimately the doctor...putt'n each one in financial ruin eventually...provide'n they win the case

didn't you petrified puritanical zealots learn ANYTHING in CCD class?

Alex...i'll take "JUDAS & JESUS stapled to a tree" fer a $1000 pleez!

luckily LYFT ain't fuck'n play'n around with this militant divinty bullshit!

i think Miss Bernhard said it best in her smash off broadway one woman 

show back in the early 90's "and i'll tell you something else...i've erased the word "supportive" from my vocabulary...i mean it's hard enough for me to get behind organized religion let alone a course in miracles and if you want to go to the Ashram and chant...FINE...but i'm not going with you 

and while we're being really honest here...now that we're not together...here's her number...call MADONNA and fuck the bitch and while you're at it...FUCK MARTIKA!" (and that is a direct quote kittens) have truer sentiments ever been muttered i ask you?

FINE fuckturds...you wanna say a woman has ZERO POWER over her

 personally owned reproductive system regardless how they fell on yer pathetic pulsate'n semen serpent then how about this...they carry it to term on yer terms...H-O-W-E-V-E-R...then YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible fer feed'n...burp'n...clothin' and take'n that burden to their therapist twice a week until they turn the age of 18!

now GET OFF MY DRESS!

under the rainbow

with all the hubbub about the impend'n decision in regards to...

the SUPREME COURT recognize'n non heterosexual unification thru-out the land in a few short weeks...in order to milk the system of tax and health bennies like the rest of the population has been doin fer years...i thought it was time to play a lil game...since essentially that's what marriage really is

so i decided to pull out my ouija board and try to get in contact with a popular game show host from my pre-teen pansy past...and i was lucky enough to contact the original canker sore collector...

Richard Dawson...but cuz of copyright infringements and a ban from Mark Goodson to ever host any game show with his name attached to it...even from beyond the grave...i hadda make a couple of adjustments...so now it's time to play..

hands on yer buzzer...top 5 answers on the board...

we surveyed 100 people...

name an absolutely insane reason why 2 consent'n anal astronauts or home depot card carry'n lezbitronics should not be able to tie the not...

Richard...i'm gonna go with  DROUGHT...cuz california is have'n a terrible time these past 4 years with their agriculture...and global warm'n has nothin' to do with that...i know it's cuz our delusional almighty CASPER is pissed at the rampant runn'n around all those people with easy virtue have been doin fer centuries

can i see DROUGHT?

yer on the board...do you wanna play or pass?

Richard...i'm gonna play cuz we're a CASPER fear'n family...and we know he would want us to win

ok i see yer name is Richard too...huh...well how 'bout we just call ya Dick so there's no confusion...that ok with you Dick?...name an absolutely insane reason why 2 consent'n anal astronauts or home depot card carry'n lezbitronics should not be able to tie the not...got 1 of the 4 answers left?

Richard...i'm gonna go with THERAPY...cuz i was born in the great state of Texas...were cheaters always win...and winners always cheat...and the fact is...that those tulip sniffers need as much therapy as we can provide them to put them on the righteous track...even if it's been prove'n not to do a damn thing and cause more harm than help'n em...but hey...sounds like a good plan to me!

gimme some THERAPY...

good answer...you know that surprises me...but move'n on

Gertrude...i'm guess'n you applied yer poly grip this morn'n didn't you my love...can i getta kiss? there's 2 answers on the board...in order to stay in the game...gimme 1 of the 3 answers left up there on the board sweetness

Richard...i'm gonna go with WEBSITE...cuz after a long day of yahtzee tournaments at Our Lady of Rapturous Debauchery in Shreveport Louisiana where i was the state champion with my tic tac pie 3 years in a row...i like to kick back with a couple bottles of bottom of the barrel pinot grigio...knit afghans fer them Armenians...and surf the informational highway to my fav-o-rit site fer the latest word of the almighty...but those sneaky sodomites stole it out from under us...redirect'n me to some devil's playground of fornicational filth last weekend...so i been recite'n hail mary's with my bloody mary's on sunday til the situation is corrected

let me see WEBSITE...

well...to be fair Gertrude...if the owners of that site weren't spread their secretaries thighs...while spread'n their vicious lies around the internet...they wouldn't be in this mess to begin with...now would they?

how's my beautiful Norma doin? you know Norma...has anyone ever told you if you put a simple little L at the end of yer name...you might actually make sense?...just a thought...ok Norma...you gotta answer fer me love? by the way....i love that enchant'n smell yer wear'n...what do you call it?

hi Richard...i'm sooo glad to be here...thank you fer notice'n...yer smell'n my Ben-Gay...i rub it on my shoulders to fight my rheumatism...but as CASPER is my witness...i've never been gay...that's just a lil joke i like to say when people notice my smell...ok Richard...i'm gonna go with they shouldn't be allowed to marry cuz of that horrible TRAIN CRASH last week...i heard it on that news channel that bends the truth so they can get brain dead people like me to believe it...but i actually had a premonition of the same thing...it was scary...i think i could be an actual journalist on that program or somethin'...dont'cha think?

if it's there...yer still in the game...can i get a TRAIN CRASH?

luckily only 3 others mental cases believed you...just barely made it by those stubborn hairs on yer chiny chin chin

hello Richard...i just wanna give a shout out to all my local parishioners in Macon Georgia...my gingivitis is finally under control...i'd be as pickled as a peach on sunday if i could get a kiss from the late great Mr. Dawson...can ya hold onto my teeth while i pucker up?...and make it a good'n Richard...

ok Henrietta...i need an answer love...my hemorrhoids are really act'n up...

well Richard...i think i know the #1 answer...

is it cuz they worship that lil harlot that's hitt'n the road this year?

sorry my love...but that is a strike...gimme another answer and make it a good one this time..

ok...can i get one more kiss of death fer good luck Richard?...thanks...ok how about CAKE? cuz ya know...my fav-o-rit pill popp'n radio preacher...who's cherished the sanctity of marriage 4 times in the house of the Lord...was just say'n the other day on his program...that those meanie muslims are to blame fer hatred towards those flame'n fruit cakers...not us ignorantly righteous right wing-nuts with no sense of sensitivities to anyone but our own agendas...plus...i'm almost positive it says in the bible somewhere that those who shall believe in me shall not mix their poly blends or their ingredients fer those deviant throat plungers or carpet cleaners

if it's there...you'll win the game dear...let'em eat CAKE?

CONGRATULATIONS...yer family may have won the game...but you've also proved to yerself and those who follow in yer idiocy...you have ALOT to learn...anyone that believes that the definition of marriage dates back to biblical time and was meant to join a man and woman...HA!
let the schooling begin...

marriage originally originated as an agreement between 2 MEN and was specific to a business partnership...THAT'S RIGHT...2 MEN...it evolved to include more than business as is the case when supposedly Saint Serge married Saint Bacchus during a wedding ceremony witnessed by Jesus Christ. (that is if you wanna go that comic book route)

applying the modern day metric that 10% of the population is non heterosexual and bein' there were far less people on our planet back then...it was even more uncommon to see same gender couples....that people would come to forget the origin of marriage...emerge'n was a disdain for all things different from oneself or one's family...marriage eventually became limited to an arrangement decided by parents between first cousins...male and female and ultimately between non-related male and female

in short...it isn't gays and lesbians who perverted the tradition of marriage...it was the non homosexuals...first with their practice of incest and then with insecure short sighted views of this world and an inability to embrace...to learn from...and to evolve cuz of the magnificent differences in CASPER's "alleged" design of each person....but arranged hetero incest coupling?...seriously?...that's just FUCKED UP!

well...that's it fer this special episode of "FUCKED UP FEUD"....

now get off my dress!