there are many important "firsts" that we've read about in history class that will make you stop and think WOW...i wish i'da been there...but you weren't!
when we celebrate the unfactful discovery every 2nd monday of october
when George Washington became the first president of the US in 1789
and as an added bonus...for his years of service...would be immortalized on the dollar bill...only to be stuffed into strippers fer the rest of eternity
brothers Charles and Frank Duryea...for invent'n the first gas powered car
but in this century...at this very moment in time...you are an eye witness (whether you like it or not) to the highest grossing solo artist of all time...the most record sales of all time...the most downloaded singles of all time...the most #1 singles on a dance chart of all time...the most top 10 hits on the hot 100 list of all time...the most watched artist at the superbowl of all time...
and the most concert tickets ever sold by any artist...of all time...in history!
the KING of Rock has been knocked out...
the KING of POP has been kicked to the curb...
those british bugs have been stomped on...
and is only 1 album behind the most #1 albums by a female artist in history
all by a midwestern gal with a dream...who would become...THE QUEEN!
MADONNA's catalogue of hits spans over 4 decades in the business
with the release of her latest...and 13th studio album entitled MDNA
i've followed her rise since '84...and will follow her until she's like...84
MADONNA has created and carved her image into a live'n icon known by all
MADONNA is one of the very few artists that have been able to substain a career that has endured 30 years and stay on top without bein' swallowed by their fame or their fortune...like so many others artists unfortunately have
MADONNA has influenced and inspired numerous record'n artists and has never compromised her artistic integrity due to those who have critisized her
MADONNA's superbowl performance was seen by 114 million viewers
MADONNA's "masterpiece" won her a 2nd golden globe fer the best song
W.E."...about a passionate scandal
MADONNA has surpassed Elvis...Michael Jackson and the Beatles among many other great artists...with THEE most top 10 hits in billboard's history
MADONNA's 42nd dance hit to reach #1 on the charts is "Girl Gone Wild"
MADONNA has joined the ranks of many celebrity scents with the release of
her own fragrance...named after her smash documentary...TRUTH or DARE
with a clothing and shoe line under the same name...due out later this fall
MADONNA has the highest grossing tour ever for a solo artist in history...
MADONNA knows how to knock out the competion with just a 1...2 punch
in 41 countries...and her album M.D.N.A is #1 on iTunes in 40 countries
MADONNA's MDNA tour will officially kick off on may 29th in Tel Aviv
2 stops in St Paul, MN...Nov 3rd and 4th for the 1st time in 25 years
and will continue tour'n the globe until December 19...in Santiago, Chile
MADONNA is one of the hardest work'n women in show business today
MADONNA is a single mother of 4...a singer...a song writer & producer...
i have some MADONNA surprises up my sleeve...which i will reveal later...
so grab tickets to see a part of history in the make'n...and get off my dress!