remember that song from the yester years of sesame street that you can't get outta yer head until you hear the entire song...it talked about racial purity...self indulgence and the separation of free thinkers and pod people?
so many things make zero sense to me...like...
why does the teacher grade yer school papers...from A B C D to F
why does Ke$ha hafta look like a drunk Debbie Gibson?
what the f-u-c-k is really the purpose of cursive write'n?
why is it called a pair of pants...when it's only one pant?
why do they call it fun size candy?...what's so fun about gett'n less candy?
why is it called chicken fingers...when chickens have no fingers?
i mean...i personally am no fan of cilantro....i'm totally convinced it's the work of devil...but i completely get that it doesn't mean that salsa is a controlled substance
recently GOProud...or as i so affectionately refer to them as "insufficiently neglected wanna-be str8 act'n and appear'n non heterosexual pariahs...with a chip on their shoulder the size of Sarah Palin's ego"...became smitten with this attractive look'n moron...
they want their tax cuts and hope and pray that one day they'll get treated like normal human beings by the bigoted republicans...it really is too bad that they focus more on money instead of their own civil liberties...
so it's no surprise then that they decided to endorse Mitt Romney as their choice fer the presidential orifice come this fall
magic panties" that's all all the rave...in UTAH!
i'm sorry...but even "magic panties" can't escape skid marks! (i'll spare you visuals fer that one)
GOProud's beliefs are simple...EVERYONE should be equal under the law!
fer argument sakes...let's ferget about Mitt's views of his non heterosexual votes fer a minute and deal with just good ol' Mitt's work ethics...on this...of many future blogs i'll feel compelled to blog about before the november 6th release of the much anticipated movie of the year
today's story begins with the letter B and the letter C
Bain Capital...which was once run by ol' Mitt runn'n fer the big white orifice...
though the BAIN company has some es'plain'n to do...
Jon Stewart sums it up pretty good here
so Romney's old company Bain Capital...owned alot of food on the table companies in the US range'n from child care to pizza...and durin' his reign as chief slug...though ol' Romster did his best to put food on the tables for some...he collected a pretty penny when they didn't
and now Romney wants to remove all taxes on the foreign profits of U.S. companies...give'n US companies more reason to close up shop in the US and finally take that much needed vacation drink'n margarita's by the sea
that helps WHO exactly?
seriously GOProud...what is it then you are REALLY proud of with this guy?
and now back to the program...
on an oxymoron note...fer those non heterosexuals work'n hard to help Romney get elected this fall...YOU really DON'T deserve to get ALL yer rights...vote'n fer someone who openly expresses his disdain for you and your naturally born non heterosexual life is not only absolutely moronic...it is an open and shut case of self-loathing and self-bigoted nonsense
yer create'n somethin' that will blow up in yer non heterosexual face
the only believable odd ones...were these 2 look'n fellers
now get off my dress!