1 gallon of petro cost $1.09
the compact disk was born...kill'n the cassette
an American-French expedition finds the ship that made that French-Canadian song go on and on and ON...12 years later
Madonna was "CRAZY FOR YOU"
and Tina Turner didn't need another hero at the box office
a bunch of these artists were sing'n fer Africa's supper
while Meryl Streep and Robert Redford were try'n to get "Out of Africa"
the F.D.A gave the A O.K fer the 1st A.I.D.S test'n
and tv's Mike Seavers...was a teen's shower masturbatory heartthrob...
at least once a week
growing up with GROWING PAINS was one thing...
let me explain!
so a while back...Kirk Cameron (who incidentally...was born only 45 days after me in the same year...not that that has anything to do with this story...just a lil worthless piece of information for you to hold onto)
we only tuned in weekly to see him flash his pearly whites and his tight ass showcased in the latest painted on acid wash girbaud's...that we would so have given our left nut for a pair
well...now mr. come-all-ye-faithful-pea-podders Cameron
short fer...Need Other Mythologically-based-moron-thinkers
run by this non cock-suck'n cock sucker Brian Brown
now i know certain kittens out there read'n this...think i'm bein' a meanie and unsympathetic to an already self proclaimed unsympathetic preacher of discrimination...but i am not try'n to give you some home lobotomy speech
though i have no problem with Kirk voice'n his opinion about what he thinks...he has his platform and i have MINE!
that's why i've always said we all need somethin' to believe in...so...
the problem i have with Kirk and N.O.M and certain selected political figures and non anal-anal retentive home lobotomized religious zealots...is that they think society and civilization in general is held together by family between a man and a woman...just cuz some delusional entity said so in some alleged journal that they choose to decipher what they deemed the definitive "word of G*D" and how society must flourish by
try'n to "define" a commitment ceremony from some mythological fairy tale that holds almost zero credibility water with today's standard of live'n...or written in some reference book...is just so laughable...when basically in the last 50 years...at least almost 50% of marriages have come to be "defined" as a lotto fer now...instead of love ferever since the divorce rate in america alone is spiral'n into a kamikaze fashion
and putt'n a religious crusade behind the definition is absurd...say'n a traditional family consist'n of both mother and father is the core that keeps a family together...HA!
so what they're say'n basically is...anyone that IS NOT of this "formula"...is not of HIS flock!
thankfully and fortunately...Kirk's...along with N.O.M's and certain political figures...and we musent ferget about the non anal-anal retentive home lobotomized religious zealots way of think'n is become'n more and more
and thanx to its leader...even Brian Brown himself...who once was just as outspoken about keep'n marriage exclusive to man/woman love...changed his mind to show even he has thought about his exclusive club membership
now maybe someone should have informed Mr. Brown the significance of the mean'n "MO" (presumably his definition of "Mo" meant to be the newest hip textable version fer momentum)...perhaps!
or maybe Mr. Brown was just finally come'n to terms with himself
we'll never know...so with that...i leave you with this kittens
today's television heart throbs...may someday try and rob you of yer heart...so think twice before being taken in by some cheeky grin or tight ass...and puhleez...get off my dress!