there have been many scantily clad scandalous scoundrels that have rocked the information transportation of politics in the US fer the past 50 years...
in the 70's...we were ride'n the subway durin' tricky Dick's Watergate
in the 80's...we were a wreck with the trickle-down train of Reaganomics
in the 90's...we hopped on and off Billy and Hilly's Whitewater trolley
in the 00's...we were beat'n our brains out for ride'n on the Bush bus...twice
it's now the 10's...and we're have'n a good time on the Obama cruise ship
but we are in the middle of the most atrocious act EVER committed on stage
where in the world is Jack Bauer when you need him?
location: Istanbul, Turkey
time: somewhere between 9pm - 11pm
as concert goers were revel'n in the fact that MADONNA was finally perform'n in their home town...the QUEEN had her covert operations already in progress...and durin' her "human nature" number...she unstrapped her all natural milky white pendulum breast from it's pretty lil lacy cage...and exposed...
i had my correspondents on the ground and captured this live feed first hand...can't you just hear half the crowd scream'n in utter terror..while the others are paralyzed in complete fear!
it's as if she dropped an atom bomb!...journalists from around the globe emptied their headlines of murders...corruption...and scandals to cover this earth shatter'n story
did they ever stop to think that MADONNA was educate'n the masses with self examination?
now...i don't think it's so much it's the fact that MADONNA actually flashed her nipple on stage that has got the media bitches britches in a bunch...
we've been enjoy'n MADONNA's breasts fer the past 30 years
but it's the fact that it was a 53 year old nipple...and apparently after the age of 30...women are no longer considered to have "desirable" nipples by the throngs of journalistic ageist nazi's...and they'd simply write MADONNA off as desperately try'n to cling to her fade'n youth
ummm...they're missing the point...and apparently just don't get MADONNA!
HELLO?...the only thing MADONNA was ever really desperate for...
Madonna is lash'n out at critics who say women need to act their age
MADONNA is doin' what she's always done...by push'n buttons about how women are supposed to behave...regardless what age they are at
MADONNA didn't show her nipple in the US...she did it in Turkey...a foreign mostly muslim country where women can't Snooki up their attire in public...
instead...have to bake under a non wick'n burka like a cheese doodle...
thru-out her career...MADONNA has always stated she wanted to start a conversation....while many have said she's just court'n controversy for cash
MADONNA has a taught generations of women to express themselves
she's pulled herself up by her own bra straps...and follows her own rules
MADONNA has never had anything to be ashamed of
and like the lyrics in her song says:
and i'm not sorry...it's human nature...and i'm not sorry ...i'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me"
now get off my dress!