Monday, January 21, 2013

and the nominee's are...

with a new year...comes the annual parade of narcissistic appraisal...known as the award season

if you just missed the golden globes...
 and i ain't talk'n about Amanda Lepore's chest...this time

don't worry kittens...there's plenty more come'n around the corner...but the main one to focus on right now is the creme-de-la-creme of them all...
 welcome to the 3rd annual fucktard awards

don't worry...as lovely and poignant as it was...

cuz i'll be push'n them out there in my bestest beautifully taylored mockery fer the whole world to ridicule and scold at their own free will

since we're only a month away til valentine's day...
 i decided to go with a simple...yet effective...gigantic feathery glittered blood clotty number...cuz i can!

tonite's telecast is brought to you by...
the friendly folks and duty-bound trained shoppers at RADIO SHACK...cuz no one should be touch'n that button...BUT YOU!

here they come folks...pull'n up to the red carpet
hmmm...who's that come'n outta the limo?

seriously...does it really matter kittens?

well...looks like the lights are flicker'n so take yer seats...either that...
or Lady GAGA just stuck her fork in a toaster try'n to get at a chicken wing...hmmm...car wash brushes i'da never thought of...but apparently are in this season...who knew...how slimm'n!

and the nominees are...
Rush Limbaugh...S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E

well that's not a surprise really that's he'd be nominated...that's like say'n
G Dubbaya wasn't sound'n out the words in his head before he spoke to the little kittens in the classroom that day


 hmmm...odd...it almost feels like a 3 way happen'n kittens...
 (and i ain't talk'n the tingly kind i'm afraid this time)

an upset fer the very 1st time at the fucktard awards...a last minute nomination and this year's winner of the 3rd annual fucktard award is...


hmmm...are ya sense'n a theme this year kittens?

either case...that's a well deserved award...and ya know what...they're right

thankyou fer watch'n...now throw on yer best polished M16...













2 comments:

  1. HawrHawr
    You're a dick4brains, too!
    Howsabout that...

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    1. Awww sorry to hear someone piss'd in yer cherrios kitten...but i'm not sitt'n in on a session with u & Dr. Phil to figer out yer issues...take yer meds & all the best to u!

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