wake up and smell the EQUALITY

can you believe it's been 2 years to the day since i started keep'n you kittens abreast of all that's goin on in the world...but the most excite'n thing happened...if you haven't heard...i won the lottery over the weekend...and plan to move to Bulgaria...and become a peruvian pig farmer fer the blind!

si anora my lil senorita-ta's and castanets!

it makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE...i know...but neither does today's topic

let me explain...

a contract...where you are hog tied to another...to reap finacial/health/tax bennies...WAS NOT created by G*D... a delusional entity...CASPER

but by the government to ensure you a break...so you wouldn't break up!

marriage licenses have been required since 1639 in Massachusetts...in the 1920s...they were used by 38 states to prohibit whites from marrying blacks...
mulattos...indians...japanese...chinese...mongolians...malays or filipinos without a state approved license...this has changed throughout history

with the current arguments over PROP8 and DOMA about who should be allowed and shouldn't be allowed to marry in this country and pretty much thru-out the world...at this point boils down to this...

which Stephen Colbert summed up perfectionately

marriage between a man and a man...or a woman and a woman...

will not...I REPEAT...WILL NOT...take away yer mommy and daddy...lil misinformed brainwashed polly anna...unfortunately the only thing that will be taken away...is yer right to just be an annoy'n kid doin' the polka dance with puberty...instead of bein' pimped out as some political hot potatoe by yer righteous parents...that will most likely cause embarassment to you once you've reached an age where you can make up yer own mind and google yerself ! (ps...i think yer really look'n to address the divorce court down the hall to the right instead kiddo!)

a highly respected neurosurgeon and director of pediatric neurosurgery 

 at Johns Hopkins Hospital...trys to equate a non heterosexual marriage to NAMBLA and bestiality...by say'n it has "significant ramifications"...without of course say'n exactly what those "ramifications" are
(ps...just cuz you unilaterally use humungous words...don't make you the most smartest doc!)

and play'n hop scotch with yer answers to a direct YES or NO question... 

not only makes you look incompetently uneducated...it also shows yer just stall'n fer a way to to make yerself sound like some well trained monkey scholar of biblical bigorty...simple pimple!

and it sounds like SUZE just bitch slapped you into next week punk!

you wanna make the argument that "up until the year 2000...no political community on the face of the earth had ever defined marriage as anything other than a male female relationship"

fine...and up until 1865...you could own yer own personal slave...

until the government said enough was enough...it's make'n us look like meanies!

and up until 1920...woman had no reason to have their opinion count...

until the government said...hmmm...wait...i'm tired of gett'n blue balls and have'n to cook my own meals

and up until 1967...Tom and Helen had to live in delicious sin

until the government said...well since we let the thing happen in 1865 and then again in 1920...is there really a point to withhold'n coffee from my cream?

HA!...like WE THE PEOPLE are take'n anymore advice from a burn'n BUSH

"keep yer BUSH off my balls"

ummm...you don't get to talk...until you ask the wizard fer a brain!

even a former prezzie who's now push'n up daisy's...eldest son...

got his panties in a bunch with his own party and faith

and leave it to this rebuplicant clown

to solely put the entire blame fer all this hoopla on Will & Grace

the Bible book of fairy tales is full stories of polygamy...stone'n yer unvirginal wife...and incest to boot...(cuz really if we are to believe this book of fairy tales and how the world was populated...we are all apparently ultra retarded descendants of Noah)...but fer some strange reason...these stories seem to get swept under the rug...by neo nazi anti-tinglers who are try'n to DEFINE and DEFEND their G*D given right to become one in holy matrimony between those of the opposite sex...make'n up all kinds of reasons why it is “wrong"...
when really...what it comes down to it...it's just a prejudice they were taught!

fer those G*D fear'n folk pod people...who stand by the dilusion that marriage is ONLY fer procreation between those of the opposite sex...then by that standard...anyone over the age of 55 should no longer be gett'n married...
those use'n science as a means to create life should not be married...those sign'n up fer reality shows or fly'n off to Vegas on a drunk nite...only to regret it 72 hours later...should ALL be null and void and not reap the bennies give'n to them by an actual entity then...period!

there are those in a supossed elevated postion to know better

and still choose to wear an ignorance blouse...no matter what they're told

and then there are those who think...it's not about equality

but about try'n to get a "free ride" to bennies...cuz non homosexual men and women HAVE NEVER done that ever...cuz every divorced couple has NEVER remarried...right?

ever since non heterosexual marriage was legal in the great state of Massachusetts 10 years ago....simple married non homosexuals  came to one unanimous conclusion how this has affected their very simple beer backed...
bridge play'n...Matlock/Unsolved Mysteries...casserole dinner marriage

let's have Dan Savage help break down why anti non homosexuals are ruin'n their case

why should non heterosexuals be forced to drink skim milk...

while everyone else can drink whole milk?...as heavy weight Justice Ginsburg spoke so poignantly to those with a stick up their A double snakes

you are born with the color of yer skin yer in

 (but thanx to technology...sometimes yer given options)

you are born with whom you'd like to get tingly with

(but thanx to porn and the internet...sometimes yer given options)

but you most certainly ARE NOT...

born with a book of fairytales in yer hand

you CHOOSE yer religion like you choose yer mate

it's what YOU BELIEVE IN!

and if you choose to be a knuckle scrape'n baboon...

and wanna believe the Middle East rules are right...FINE!...then send me yer paypal account and i'll send ya cab fair to the airport and wish ya well...so there's room fer one more person that uses their brains to think...and not just scratch the hemmroids attach to it!

G*D CASPER...DOES NOT give married couples a certificate to cutt'n off one's social life with all the bennies and tax breaks...the GOVERNMENT DOES!...

and YOU choose whom YOU want to share yer miserable life with...G*D CASPER DOES NOT!...if YOU choose to believe in G*D CASPER's word...that's YER CHOICE...but do it on YER own time...leave everyone else outta it!

you can argue til the cows come home...but live'n in the land of the free...does not mean bein' equal counts unless yer of a certain orientation...in order for EVERYONE to feel they belong under the law...

DIVINE EQUALITY for ALL...NOW!

now touch me here to get yer ticket to the catch-up train...and get off my dress!