HUMAN i am

i am HUMAN

HUMAN i am

do you like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam?

i do not like them

for HUMAN i am

i do not like

constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam

could you put them

on yer plate?

would you take them 

on a date?

i would not like them

on my plate

i would not take them 

on a date

i do not like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam

i do not like them...for HUMAN i am

would you invite them 

in yer house?

would you introduce them 

to yer spouse?

don't' you know

we live on your block?

don't you know

we're conditioned to mock?

i do not want them

in my house

i would not introduce them

to my spouse

i do not want them

on my block

i do not want them

for others to mock

i do not like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam

i do not like them...for HUMAN i am

would you eat them

in yer truck?

would you find someone 

of the opposite sex to f*ck?

not in my house

not with my spouse

not on my block

not for those to mock

not in my truck

not with the opposite sex to f*ck

i do not like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam

i do not like them...for HUMAN i am

shouldn't you? couldn't' you?

like the almighty stated

eat them! eat them!

to make US all elated

i would not!...could not!

as YOU stated!

could YOU do the same?

if YOU were debated?

you may like them

you will see

follow our path

for all of eternity!

i will not like them

i was born this way

now leave me alone

why do you care if i'm gay?

would YOU let me

tell YOU how to live ma'am?

could YOU let me

tell YOU how to give a damn?

i will help 
with what i got
for full of hate
i am not

i do not like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam
i do not like them...for HUMAN i am

i do not like them on my plate

i do not eat them with my date

i do not want them in my house

i do not introduce them to my spouse

i do not want them on my block

i do not want them for others to mock

i do not want them in my truck

i do not want the opposite sex to f*ck

i do not believe i will go to hell

i do not wish you nothing but well

i do not like constitutionally scrambled eggs and spam

i do not like them...for HUMAN i am!

i bleed like YOU

YOU bleed like me

that doesn't give you the right

to say i can't be free

so you mate yer way

and i'll mate mine

and everything...trust me

will be just fine!

it's right around the corner...

don't say i didn't warn ya

be nice and VOTE NO! twice...november 6th on the marriage amendment and voter id

if you vote YES...kindly remove yerself from my life...and puhleez...get off my dress!

artwork by Karen McCauley

let the countdown begin...who will win?