you REALLY gonna eat THAT?

food is the essential catalyst that causes us...as kittens...

to purrrrr and mee-ouch thru-out the day 

unless of course yer some high fashion runway model...

then all that is required is a pack of cigarettes...some tic tacs...a puke bucket and a good dental plan to survive!

some take the right amount of nutritious food...

not too much...not too little...but oh just sooo right!

some take the right amount of nutritious food...

along with anabolic gorilla juices they've purchased online across the border to build that "perfect" perception

while others take the right amount of nutritious food...

to build the perfect muumuu and have to have their kitchen chairs reinforced with lug nuts

snozberries might "taste" like snozberries...

but who in the H- E-double hockey stix ever heard of a damn snozberry?

which brings me to this bloated smug of evilness...

not to be confused with this guy busted look'n fer DIVINE at some intersection in hollyweird years ago       

today i'm talk'n about this HUGH GRANT below

CEO of the GMO's at the MONSANTO CORPORATION

if he wants to be PC with the BS that his company has been shove'n...

down yer throat fer years...he'd simply say...
"invention...my dear friends...is 93% chemicals...6% electricity...4% bullshit and 2% barely enough to call it edible"

that MAY be a bit harsh...but there's always some truth to a lie!

of course leave it to HUGH and his bastardly co-workers...

to candy coat their dastardly deeds to take over the world with their pollination potions...by splash'n their products with colorful characters and magic dust cropp'n to get you and yer lil kittens to enjoy turn'n yer stomach into a sewage dump!

to fully understand what i'ma talk'n about...let's back it up a bit shall we?

let's start by gett'n a better understand'n what is a G.M.O...commonly known to the lowest common denominator out there as Gimme Mouthwater'n Organ-failure...but to make it sellable to to the public in general...it was give'n the life save'n "modification" crown otherwise known as...

Genetically Modified Organism 

and to not bore you with some high wire trapeze act of big words that mean absolutely nothing to you...GMO's are basically found in corn...cotton...canola.....soybeans...

alfalfa...dairy...which is pretty much...

 found one way or another in almost anything imaginable fer human consumption at yer local piggy wiggly

they are FRANKENSTEINESQUE organisms invented in a laboratory...like bacteria...yeast...insects...plants...fish...and even some of our fury friends on all 4's...

and i ain't talk'n about the unshaven non heterosexuals or those tippy toe'rs married to the 2 lips on Scruff either

i'm talk'n about DOLLY...
and though it pains me to say this...

though i love the one with the voice of a morn'n blue bird...i'm not really sure genetically if there's a difference anymore

genetically modified fer the past 30 years or so by corporate pigs...to replace mother nature's handy work and totally erase millions of years of evolution...ALL fer the all-mighty benjamins!

but if ya still don't get it...perhaps the late great Rhonda Weiss and the Rhondettes can explain it better in alot more simpler terms...thru the song and the dance

here's a list of  items from MONSANTO's cupboard...that's probably in yers

and with trick-or-treat'n season right around the corner...

yer basically fatten'n MONSANTO'S piggy bank....

while they fatten yer lil kittens fer a future of fatigue and other organ failure

but with the proper amount of x-ercise...

you may or may not be able to know the full effects that the GMO has had on you until yer kick'n in yer coffin

Monsanto's worst enemy is an educated consumer...

remove the blind fold kittens and pay attention to the man behind the curtain...some science projects should be left A-L-O-N-E!

so kittens...in the end...it's up to you to make it up in the end...

quit try'na lick the damn wallpaper cuz some corporate pig tells you it tastes good...cuz it don't!

now get off my dress!