Monday, March 26, 2018

NEVER AGAIN!

remember when Ralphie begged that jolly ol' fat ass that he wanted
an official Red Ryder...carbine action...200-shot range model air rifle...with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time...to which saint diabetic so impetuously replied "you'll shoot your eye out kid!"
it was bad enough bein' subjected to a damn double dog dare you by yer douche rag friends in the bleak winter lunch break at school
i myself can recall the roughest times i ever had as a teenage terror in the 80's was try'n to figer out which base...lip gloss and eyeliner went best with my aura on any given day...all while i was bein terrorized by some ax weild'n scissor happy tight end and his dipshitter possee
some kids CAN BE ASSHOLES...and they have to take some responsibility fer their actions...

BUTT...

brilliant filmmaker MICHAEL MOORE thought he had awaken the country
to asinine gun laws and school shootings with his his brilliant documentary "BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE" in 2002
unfortunately...times...they...are...a change'n!
instead of dodge'n balls and biology class like the good ol' days
kids today are unilaterally dodge'n bullets and brain splatters unfortunately ever since Columbine
today's schools in this country...at random...without any notice...have become literal battlefields...and unfortunately not because of love

with the latest bein' Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland
Florida...where 14 students and 3 teachers lost their lives...well...these students have had ENOUGH!
the most outspoken of the survivors...EMMA GONZALEZ and DAVID HOGG...both accused by far right conspiracy fucktards as "paid crisis actors" of course...but they are anything but...urge'n their congressional constituents to basically quit bein cunt-fluffers for the NRA...or come mid term...they will be apply'n fer unemployment when they are VOTED OUT!
i can recall have'n this same bullshit conversation with an extended member of my own family years back when he went batshit cuz they ran outta the ever popular hunt'n rifle...high capacity blood bath shredder...known to most brain dead 2nd amendment asswipes as thee AR-15...all cuz he heard somewhere that OBAMA was gonna take away his CASPER fear'n rights as an american...to be able to turn Rudolph into swiss cheese if he chose to
1st off...OBAMA...(clearly one of thee best prez's we've EVER had since the turn of the new century...that's not opinion...or open to discussion...that is a verified FACT!) NEVER intended to take away ANYONE's rights to bear arms...much to the crock of shit vommit'n outta their murderous mouths of the right wing repuglicants and repuglicunts dur'in his 8 years in office...he merely wanted to curtail the sales of the infamous AR-15 that obliterated the lives of 20 kindergarteners and 6 teachers

which has been the fire arm of choice by the mentally deranged killers...
from San Bernardino... 
to Sandy Hook...
from a movie theater in Aurora....
to the dancers at PULSE nightclub... 
and the concert goers in VEGAS...
and recently added is MARJORY STONEMAN DOUGLAS HIGH SCHOOL unfortunately!

but leave it to our unfortunate piece of mentally deranged pig shit #45
so what happens if you get a teacher that's mentally deranged themselves? (much like yerself mr piece of mentally deranged pig shit) or if the teacher gets shot...who's next in line for that gun?...also what insurance policy will the teachers and schools need to purchase once a parent decides to sue the school and the district fer wrongful death? or what if the trained gun tott'n teacher accidentally shots one off in his class by mistake?
place'n Barney Fife at every school across the country...DOES NOT OR WILL NOT give them a sense of security...schools are meant to be a place to learn...
not to feel like they need to break outta to Alcatraz come 3 o'clock
fer that mentally deranged dipshit in the WH to try and say that schools
are a gun free zone and that's why it makes it so easy fer the mentally deranged shooters to have a field day popp'n of Peggy and Peter and their pals like a shoot'n gallery at the carnival...is like say'n....
well...that thee Austin bomber was give'n a hall pass to do his destruction cuz there were all these bomb free zones" everywhere in Austin...if everyone would'a hadda bomb to protect themselves...derrr...ummm...none of this would'a ever happened!
ummm...see how stupendously brilliant you sound?

but perhaps a word from everyone's fav-o-rit 'merican "christian" speaker 
Betty Bowers can break it down on both sides of the gun issue

the 2nd amendment was meant to defend you and yer familia...not to be bastardized by basturds to extinguish crowds of kittens in under a minute
or less...with the recent MARCH FOR OUR LIVES on DC and around the country...and the world...this past weekend...started by students who want to be pick'n out corsages instead of pick'n out caskets...the future is theirs to take control and not be afraid to walk to school

leave it to this frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that sometimes
is the byproduct of anal clown sex...whiiiining that the kids outta be take'n CPR classes instead of march'n for gun reform...cuz ummm the logic there...i'm sure is...well geez...they can save their fellow students with gun shot wounds faster than it would take fer paramedics to get to the scene...yea...that's what it'll do!
so schools all of a sudden outta be triage centers instead of learn'n centers...mister shit-fer-brains?
OH YEA...& FUCK YER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

to those 2nd amendment dipshits that believe their constitutional right
 to possess firearms is bein' stripped away by use'n that as their argument...a huge FUCK YOU!!...a kid should not be used as a target fer yer toys!

how is yer right to own an assault weapon outweigh their right to live?

and get off my dress!

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