you can run from love...you can run from war
you can run from the cop on the beat
you can run from danger...you can run from a stranger
but you can't run away from yer feet!
this is just'a bunch'a no non sense...sense...but so is today's topic!
with the recent release of the Mueller report that we've all sooo desperately been wait'n for...with beer breath and Brady Bunch reruns...fer the past 2+ years...only for it to be turned into some sorta demented & deranged "interpretive dance"
who many GEN X'ers might remember played the sadistically oppressive mayor of Sombertown...who loathed toys and arrested anyone in possession of one...in the christmas classic "SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN"
300+ pages without 1 single June Allison moment from the Mueller team
in over 2 years...unlike Madonna's last album "REBEL HEART" (speak'n of...since we're on the topic...M will be dropp'n her latest brilliance by june...a lil birdie tells me...just a lil x-clusive fer all my anxious kittens)
BUTT...back to the show
so when Barr finally wrapped his chub like talons around the report...he basically skimmed thru it like it was some sorta fuck'n flip book...with the purchase of
a dozen of onion pesto sliders and wash'n it down with a spicy strawberry shake from his fav-o-rit restaurant...only to declare 48 hrs later after popp'n a couple of pepto pills...that the report had c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y exonerated his salaciously sociopathetick bloated basturd of a boss
if there was N-O-T-H-I-N-G to be found implicate'n the cowardly ly'n cheeto in command...
RELEASE THE FULL DAMN REPORT...before Miss Pelosi goes all KRACKEN on yer cottage cheezed ass
OH...and don't even get me started on this whole warped BIDEN "scandal"
OH HELLLLL...not today!
now get off my dress!
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