BLONDIE fronted by the absofuckinglutely flawlessly alabastered skin with the plumpest non filled pouter of it's time...songstress DEBBIE HARRY (just fer those of you who are too lazy to google the significance of this bands history...just do it!) was tear'n up the charts with their hit "RIP HER TO SHREDS"
while i had just shredded the competition and won the coveted jeweled sash fer the Miss Kick-Ass Kinderbeenier kweetie kompetition...thanx to my overly understated winged chartreuse buttoned up blouse accented by my peek-a-boo smile to compliment my perfectly arched cereal killer brows...silky chestnut locks and my impossibly high cheeks bones fer the very first time in Miss Grouseneks kindergarten class
"WAR" on SNL...irish rebel songstress SINEAD O'CONNOR was open'n the hidden truths of the injustices that have been covered up fer years at the hands of many faithful finger'n frockers stand'n at the pulpit...by shredd'n a picture of the head mistress and declare'n to the all silent audience "FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY"...only to be ostracized by many brain dead band wagon scabs fer her actions!
even the QUEEN unfortunately got caught up in the controversy and cheekily mocked SINEAD a few months later on the same stage (which i can freely admit bothered me some at the time) though SINEAD was completely vindicated fer her actions years later when all the shit hit the fan about the CASPER crusaders gigantic cover-up!
state of the onion address by the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass...was absolute sheer glory...and completely warranted since that mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass decided to vomit lie after lie to the american public...
from claim'n OBAMA's legacy was decline'n the economy...and his gallery of ass lick'n gimps made it the best it's ever been...which WAS NOT! (simple pimple google search kittens will correct that lie)
claim'n that the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass administration was save'n everyone with pre-exist'n conditions...which IT IS NOT!
claim'n that the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass administration has reduced the price of prescription drugs in 51 years...which IT HAS NOT!
claim'n that the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass administration say'n sanctuary cities are release'n illegal immigrants back into the public to cause harm instead of lawfully detain'n them
among fling'n many other piles of hair pull'n bullshit from his seethin' sluggish jabba the huttish oxycontin'd mouth!
BUTT...of course...
16 years later in 1992 while sing'n an acapella version of Bob Marley's
28 years later...the shredd'n that was seen around the world at the last
if he were attached to a lie detector that nite...he'd a short circuited the entire east coast
leave it to the lobotomized brain dead deplorable gimps to loose their
equilibrium along with their lack luster'd looks and demand NANCY basically be burned at the stake fer shredd'n the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass's coloring book notes
though NOT ONE REPUGLICUNT screamed BLOODY MURDER when the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt cheeto dusted sack of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated ass destroyed his notes from his play dates with his pimp a while back
in conclusion...until you have ACTUAL proof that NANCY has...
colluded with foreign powers to keep her position...sexually assaulted many someones...mocked some disabled person...paid off multiple adult entertainment workers...called nazi's fine people...tore lil kittens from their parents and put em in cages...denied science effects...stole from multiple charities...duped students into pay'n fer a worthless education or bragged about how she could shoot someone without suffer'n any sorta consequences...
just GET OFF MY DRESS!
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