were take'n over the world...and i ain't talk'n about that junkie pink bunny bang'n on his fuck'n drum while hopped up on battery acid since 1973...NO! of course i'm speak'n of that gender bend'n british songbird ANNIE LENNOX & the queen of soul ARETHA FRANKLIN and their defiant duet that proved they weren't lett'n any penis push em around with
35 years later and that lil powerful anthem of sisterhood could not be
more relevent thanx in part to the 127 women that either held onto their seat or won a seat in the house of representatives this year...include'n MN very own (that i...thee ununtentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe personally cast my vote for) ILHAN OMAR who is the 1st somalian-american woman to hold a congressional seat
though more importantly with the recent annoucement of this year's VP
nomination of the no holds barred brilliance of US senator KAMALA HARRIS in this years rat race by former OBAMA VP and current u-haul driver fer that mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE sociopathetik corrupt bloated orange anal wart this nov 3rd...JOE BIDEN...and i fer one (include'n the gazillions of those live'n in the unlobotomized planet) could not be happier
granted...at 1st i was not personally pleased old JOE became the front
runner if you want me to be completely honest kittens...oh it's not cuz he was OBAMA's VP...i thought he served his purpose fine fer those 8 wonderfully unsalted years when the only scandal we hadda worry about was the prez show'n up at a press conference...IN A FUCK'N TAN SUIT!
OH LAWDY...puhleez say it ain't so...NOOO!
i'm just simply over this country bein' run by OLD white men P-E-R-I-O-D!
i was hope'n fer true sisterhood in the WH this fall with a WARREN/HARRIS ticket...just fer the sheer purpose that LIZ as ANNIE and KAMALA as ARETHA lyp-sync'n fer their life at the 1st annual televised WH hweenie ball would put any Rutarded queen team to absolute utter shame...so i'm gonna blame the fucktards out there that fuck'd up my political fantasy and you know exactly who you are
ps...i ain't talk'n a bout that OTHER political fantasy...cuz if i had a delorean readily available (insert evil grin here)
hey...why should Marilyn and Monica get to fulfill their political prowness and not me?
though i'm eteranlly grateful that old JOE picked KAMALA in any case
cuz as i see it...he's live'n on borrowed time as it is (let's be real here) so you heard it here first...i say within the 1st 4 years KAMALA will...by simple default and design...become the 1st african-asain-hot-to-trot american to hold the hightest orafice in the land
BUTT...this ain't the 1st time of course
we all know by know that if those Bernie fucktards wouldn't have fuck it
all up 4 years ago...we wouldn't be pretend'n to pay doctor everytime we hadda go to the damn piggly wiggly fer groceries or that uncomfortable walk of shame under the milky way at 3 am...or have'n millions thrown onto unemployment or 165,000+ and count'n kick'n up daises...so y'all can give yerself a big ol' fat fuck'n pat on the back fer that one!
though did you know that HILLARY wasn't the 1st woman to make a run
fer the WH? fer all you brain dead tik tok'ers and snapchatters out there unaware of the history of feminine hygiene products that almost filled the lavoratory shelves in the oval office...here's a lil herstory...SHIRLEY CHISHOLM became the very 1st african american woman to run on the democratic ticket fer prez of the US in 1972
while GERALDINE FERRARO became the very 1st woman to be added as the VP nomination to a magor democratic party in 1984
incidentally...this was also the same year that the queen of the dance floor became the 1st woman to cause a scandal on the 1st ever Mtv awards by loose'n her heel walk'n down a tyrannasaurus wedd'n cake and instantaneously mopped up the floor with her derrierre...the charts and millions of wannabees ever since
of course leave it up to that mentally deranged...sociopathetik...lie'n
corrupt...IMPEACHED FOR LIFE...bloated narcissistik sack of orange anal warts and his STD cheerleaders to begin with a plethora of personal attacks on KAMALA's appearance and ethnic background just fer starters that will most likely continue up until election nite...
though KAMALA has already proved she's teflon tough durin' the whimper'n testicular removal at the Kavanaugh hear'n with her blister'n laser beam prosecutorial skills
do i think EVERYTHING that KAMALA has done ever since her time in
the political arena been has entirely exemplary? NO...but what political figure has i ask you? do i think she is the best canidate to fill the position? FUCK to the YES! we have NO TIME to split hairs here kittens....
we simply CANNOT survive another 4 more years of the current bullsit we're currently marinate'n in...so pull up yer culottes...put aside yer political differences (BERNIE IS OVER AND OUT) and pray this nightmare ends this fall...so make yer voice and yer vote victorious and remove those suborn stains this nov 3rd...oh yea and one more thing...
GET OFF MY DRESS!
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