zip yer lip!

remember when a lil purple paisley bucket of pubic hair once said...

"you don't have to be beautiful...to turn me on"

then that "dark lady" with the never end'n farewell tour told us...

"if you wanna know...if he loves you so...it's in his kiss"

nothing says passion more than the interlock'n of a pair of puckers...

swapp'n fornicational recipes....while swapp'n spit...whether yer hung like hot horsemen non hetero's...sick perversions of nature non homo's...or just plain ol' Ellen Degenerates lezbitronix

so a couple weeks ago the Neanderthalic Fundamentalist League...

finally drafted their very 1st OPENLY non heterosexually infused cup of sizzle'n chocolate

 MICHAEL SAM

now just to clarify things....there has been and still is and will ALWAYS BE...many closeted pipe puffers and butt pirates play'n the field...

i mean seriously kittens...who in their right mind can resist those bulge'n...ummm thighs...wrapped in a padded poly blend..sweat'n like a banshee on the beaches of Boca Raton?

now where was i?...oh yea...

so Michael got picked by the St Louis RAMS as a defensive end...pleez kittens hold all snickers and puns...(although they're understandably warranted)...and like ANY player that gets picked on live TV...if they're with their bed buddy...who ever it is...are ecstatic that they finally get a really outlandish paycheck fer the very little work weeks...get all caught up in the moment and do what ANYONE would do in the moment...kiss their luva!

of course this momentous celebration CANNOT be tolerated...

or considered even a celebration...at least that's what this CASPER crusader with her color-me-cat-piss bottle job and cheap Filene's basement blouse said from her cheap seat on the bargain basement knock-off of the VIEW...down in cowtown Texas recently

all up in arms over a simple congratulatory kiss...whine'n that she didn't want it shoved in her face cuz they be non heterosexuals...then patronize'n the audience to make her case by say'n she didn't wanna see non homo couples kiss either...hmmm...but i guess it's perfectly acceptable to be...

kiss'n unknown professionally trained money make'n std shakers live on the air cuz that's COMPLETELY acceptable traditional family values behavior huh?

if you'd like to learn more about this cheap Elizabeth Hasslebeckish...

vaginal wart...may i suggest you pick up her autobiography today

gimme a break you salvationary slut!...it wasn't as if he was give'n his boyfriend a tonsillectomy live on the air...or ramm'n his meaty beef whistle down his boyfriends throat and splatter'n his baby batter all over his lips...

it was just a simple kiss!

you say that ESPN was try'n to make a "SHOCK" moment on a sports channel that many "traditional families" watch with their kids...but ain't ya doin the same thing by turn'n it into a bigger "SHOCK" moment by whore'n yerself out about a simple kiss on any right wing nut program that will let you plop yer sorry disingenuous ass on...and if yer gonna use the "KISS" as yer argument that you don't wanna see it from anyone (which yer obviously just an annoy'n two faced crotch cricket)...then apparently i can only assume you must have a super bad case of carpal tunnel from write'n millions of letters of disgust to all those movie and television producers on a daily basis

speak yer mind all you want...but spare us yer bunny rabbit quotes...and quit try'na play "victim" just cuz yer backwash reality pissed off a handful of non hetero's and their supporters...when you started it

but this texan twat sore ain't alone in her charade parade...apparently this upset an insignificant portion of the population...and they got their tits in a twist on twitter cuz 2 NON HETEROSEXUALS OF THE SAME SEX would actually KISS on a national sports channel...and they wanted the informational highway to know what sorta neo-nazi non heterophobic fucktards they really are

listen here kittens...don't you'z start use'n that old whine ass "won't someone think of the children!" plea...think'n it'll get you off the hook...cuz i'll tell ya what...most of yer kids are become'n after school specials by turn'n tricks with their teachers at the cheerlead'n try-outs and all those outta town wrestle'n matches...cuz their sexually starved father is bake'n a cake as fast as he can with the babysitter...while their poor alcoholic mother is poke'n into her arms like a meth pin cushion to conceal the paranoia!

BUT...in the end...if MICHAEL can kick ass on the field...ain't that all that really matters to you'z meatheads and busted beef curtains anyways?...you only own yer kids minds until 18...after that...they're ready to bury the hatchet in yer mentalness...and you'll be left marinate'n in yer self righteousness...huddled in yer closet...cling'n to yer anal retentive rosary beads while watch'n highway to heaven reruns and chow'n down on EBT dinners!

so do me a favor...choke on all the unleavened sammiches that you want...but puhleez...get off my dress!!

ps...you want someone to think of the children?...then click here and vote...or i will hunt you down and kill you like the dog you are...kisses!