social suicide blonders

with Lucifer's ball just right around the corner,...

everyone is just die'n to be a pretty girl 

me...i prefer to have more fun as a blonde vixen...

of course ring master to the cabinet of curiosities and german chanteuse ELSA MARS will be at the top of many to duplicate this hallowed eve...however...

there are so many other buxom bottled blondes to choose from...that every lil girl...and every lil gurly boy has looked up to fer their inspiration...

 from MAE...to MARILYN...to MADONNA...

to BRIDGETTE...to BRITNEY...and BETTY

fer those brazen enough to take a long ass walk on the wet-n-wild side...

perhaps try stepp'n into my shit shoes and go as thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe and see how how many eyes will be look'n at you with lustful desires

or those want'n to add a lil wickedness to their luscious golden locks...

SAMANTHA...SUKIE...or the SUPREME will do

unfortunately...there are those fame whored bottled witches who just ended up act'n like snaky bitches towards the masses on their asses...

particularly to us gurly boys...so if you really wanna scare the live'n shit outta the kiddies look'n fer a hand-out on the 31st...dress up as one of these peroxided pariahs that've ripped all the fun outta fundamental

daddy's lil blonde haired...doey eyed...alcoholic whore princess...

from the town of brotherly love...24 year old Kathryn Knott...decided to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11 with some Philly love by give'n a local non heterosexual couple a plate of pavement to eat fer dinner one even'n...along with her posse of well dressed non african american ass wipes...

unluckily fer this 24 year old blonde twat and her gang of drunken fucktards...a quick think'n twitterer tweeted out this twatters surveillance footage with FB check in at a local restaurant and soon enough 

the mystery was solved

only make'n #2 as the biggest state in the US...

but home to the #1 bleached vaginal wart in cowtown...AMY KUSHNIR earned her title by storm'n off the set of the K-mart version of the View in Dallas over the summer cuz of ESPN's coverage of a kiss between Michael Sam and his bf after bein' drafted by the NFL 

(don't waste yer time...just fast forward to the 7 minute mark)

this texan tv host sanctimonious media slut whined to FAUX news how her opinion wasn't bein heard

alas...the follow'n day...this all american righteously worn out set of meat curtains proved just how much she believes it shouldn't be shoved in peoples faces

pain in the A double snake hole and politiCUNT on a stick...

who'll spew her hate fer homo's to anyone that'll listen...ANN COULTER has been very vocal about her position against the "don't ask don't tell" repeal as well as gay marriage...used her mold'd snatch to snatch onto her dimly lit snatch light by tweet'n in 2012 that the day after "NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY" on oct 11th...should be "DISOWN YER SON" day...but apparently...she's got nutt'n against K.D Langers

you would think anyone whore'n themselves out at the Miss USA pageant

parade'n around on stage in a 2 piece like a pimp's carnival prize...to be crowned queen of the narcissists... would shut her uptight pie hole and say whatever she was programmed to say so she wouldn't be served up a back hand sammich backstage then have to go back to stripp'n at "toddlers fer toads" nite in the back rooms of the Hurry Back Inn...but leave it to Miss California...CARRIE PREJEAN...to go her own way...this crazy cracked-out-on-CASPER snatch stuck to her holier than though gash between her legs that was meant only fer missionary "pole in the hole" pleasures ...and unfortunately  fortunately came in 2nd in 2009...but unfortunately...she was last seen turn'n tricks to Taiwanese business men 

there ya have it kittens...whether yer dressed as a blonde bombshell or just a blonde that's bombed outta her shell with her righteousness...make it count...but don't be a callous CUNT this halloween...unless you want to

now...enjoy an early lil halloween treat...brought to you by the brilliance of one JACKIE BEAT
and catch her LIVE where ever ya can kittens...or just book her in yer town if ya have to...she's a damn scream!

well...time fer me to sew my snack pieces together fer somethin' oh so...

fab-u-less...so PUH-LEEEEEZ...get off my dress!

zip yer lip!

remember when a lil purple paisley bucket of pubic hair once said...

"you don't have to be beautiful...to turn me on"

then that "dark lady" with the never end'n farewell tour told us...

"if you wanna know...if he loves you so...it's in his kiss"

nothing says passion more than the interlock'n of a pair of puckers...

swapp'n fornicational recipes....while swapp'n spit...whether yer hung like hot horsemen non hetero's...sick perversions of nature non homo's...or just plain ol' Ellen Degenerates lezbitronix

so a couple weeks ago the Neanderthalic Fundamentalist League...

finally drafted their very 1st OPENLY non heterosexually infused cup of sizzle'n chocolate

 MICHAEL SAM

now just to clarify things....there has been and still is and will ALWAYS BE...many closeted pipe puffers and butt pirates play'n the field...

i mean seriously kittens...who in their right mind can resist those bulge'n...ummm thighs...wrapped in a padded poly blend..sweat'n like a banshee on the beaches of Boca Raton?

now where was i?...oh yea...

so Michael got picked by the St Louis RAMS as a defensive end...pleez kittens hold all snickers and puns...(although they're understandably warranted)...and like ANY player that gets picked on live TV...if they're with their bed buddy...who ever it is...are ecstatic that they finally get a really outlandish paycheck fer the very little work weeks...get all caught up in the moment and do what ANYONE would do in the moment...kiss their luva!

of course this momentous celebration CANNOT be tolerated...

or considered even a celebration...at least that's what this CASPER crusader with her color-me-cat-piss bottle job and cheap Filene's basement blouse said from her cheap seat on the bargain basement knock-off of the VIEW...down in cowtown Texas recently

all up in arms over a simple congratulatory kiss...whine'n that she didn't want it shoved in her face cuz they be non heterosexuals...then patronize'n the audience to make her case by say'n she didn't wanna see non homo couples kiss either...hmmm...but i guess it's perfectly acceptable to be...

kiss'n unknown professionally trained money make'n std shakers live on the air cuz that's COMPLETELY acceptable traditional family values behavior huh?

if you'd like to learn more about this cheap Elizabeth Hasslebeckish...

vaginal wart...may i suggest you pick up her autobiography today

gimme a break you salvationary slut!...it wasn't as if he was give'n his boyfriend a tonsillectomy live on the air...or ramm'n his meaty beef whistle down his boyfriends throat and splatter'n his baby batter all over his lips...

it was just a simple kiss!

you say that ESPN was try'n to make a "SHOCK" moment on a sports channel that many "traditional families" watch with their kids...but ain't ya doin the same thing by turn'n it into a bigger "SHOCK" moment by whore'n yerself out about a simple kiss on any right wing nut program that will let you plop yer sorry disingenuous ass on...and if yer gonna use the "KISS" as yer argument that you don't wanna see it from anyone (which yer obviously just an annoy'n two faced crotch cricket)...then apparently i can only assume you must have a super bad case of carpal tunnel from write'n millions of letters of disgust to all those movie and television producers on a daily basis

speak yer mind all you want...but spare us yer bunny rabbit quotes...and quit try'na play "victim" just cuz yer backwash reality pissed off a handful of non hetero's and their supporters...when you started it

but this texan twat sore ain't alone in her charade parade...apparently this upset an insignificant portion of the population...and they got their tits in a twist on twitter cuz 2 NON HETEROSEXUALS OF THE SAME SEX would actually KISS on a national sports channel...and they wanted the informational highway to know what sorta neo-nazi non heterophobic fucktards they really are

listen here kittens...don't you'z start use'n that old whine ass "won't someone think of the children!" plea...think'n it'll get you off the hook...cuz i'll tell ya what...most of yer kids are become'n after school specials by turn'n tricks with their teachers at the cheerlead'n try-outs and all those outta town wrestle'n matches...cuz their sexually starved father is bake'n a cake as fast as he can with the babysitter...while their poor alcoholic mother is poke'n into her arms like a meth pin cushion to conceal the paranoia!

BUT...in the end...if MICHAEL can kick ass on the field...ain't that all that really matters to you'z meatheads and busted beef curtains anyways?...you only own yer kids minds until 18...after that...they're ready to bury the hatchet in yer mentalness...and you'll be left marinate'n in yer self righteousness...huddled in yer closet...cling'n to yer anal retentive rosary beads while watch'n highway to heaven reruns and chow'n down on EBT dinners!

so do me a favor...choke on all the unleavened sammiches that you want...but puhleez...get off my dress!!

ps...you want someone to think of the children?...then click here and vote...or i will hunt you down and kill you like the dog you are...kisses!