dedication nation

you've all heard that anally retentive tired old expression...

"opinions are like assholes...we all have one!"

so once the dearly departed Purple Paisley man himself left the build'n

unexpectedly last month...the music world was at a loss...and regardless what the circumstances were...whether you thought he was a musical genius...(as i did)...or simply thought of him as just another drugged out statistic...either case...does not erase his entire legacy he left on the Minneapolis sound or his imprint in the music world

flash forward to the obligatory tributes that would be presented

to honor his incredible legacy...from Minneapolis to Milan and everywhere in between

when i heard that none other than the QUEEN herself would be

pay'n tribute to Minnesota's own masterpiece...i was beyond excited to see what she would once again pull off to perfection...as she did with the Superbowl years back

but of course anyone...whether yer a life long fan...or just some...bored ageist/uneducated millennial...try'n to pathetically change a bunch of

krusty entertainment mucky muck's decision to have MADONNA not do the PRINCE dedication last sunday nite...who's only purpose in their pathetick FB life is to desperately try and dismantle Madonna's beyond extraordinaire talent & legacy that she single handedly created on her own and has continued to own in the spotlight fer the last 30+ years...just to see how many people either "liked" or responded to their pathetic petition

case in point...this pseudo FB friend of mine by default dime store dj made it public on his page...how though apparently a fan of MADONNA's...

(well i can admit he did dj my highly successful official "REBEL HEART" tour party @ some non heterosexual liquor establishment last october when the QUEEN was in town) was not a fan of Billboard's pick as the QUEEN to pay tribute to the PRINCE...fine...like the statement above...yer entitled to yer opinion...but you also do realize that yer opinion can and will be dissected by whomever happens to see it in their feed...if they're bored  while wait'n fer their nails to dry...and that we live in the technological world where yer comments can and will be cemented in a screen shot fer future generations to decipher...so let the games B-E-G-I-N!

as another post popped up...i decided to post just a simple retort otherwise known as MY OWN OPINION to both their posts

but apparently...no meteorologist could predict the sudden shit storm that was about to go down all from MY SIMPLE OPINION...and lemme tell ya somethin'...homo don't play that!

think'n that the clouds would just eventually dissipate...i continued to wait fer my paint to dry...

  well Miss SENSITIVE CUNT RUFFLE DAVIS...if you thought i was RUDE already...you ain't seen nutt'n yet cuz this is MY UNIVERSE...and i don't ride the PC bus so yer rays cannot harm me here...now be gone before someone drops a house on top of you too...

in the distance...i could tell a tornado of stupidity was about to begin...

so apparently Miss SENSITIVE CUNT RUFFLE DAVIS had some back-up jack...to jack her back her up...

i guess this horribly highlighted queen from New Ulm,MN...Missy Thomas...decided to pull up her trusty book of salacious synonyms from google and desperately tried to rip me a new A double snake hole use'n my name...queen puhleez!

of course by now...the moderator of the post decided to chime in...while i aptly applied a 2nd coat...so of course by now...you know it was time fer me to remove my muzzle

in the old days...this would've been settled with a simple joust'n session on a horse i believe...but OHHH NO!

no...but as a producer/editor/director of Urban Primate Studio in the year 2016 i guess you can...good fer you kitten!...but Miss Thomas would rise up once again and tried to slay me with her horrible highlights by hysterically throw'n in a lil more lame shade...before she started her home lobotomy perm

 

HELLO...then Miss "scratch my record" Blowtorch...who easily knew the outcome before the show would even begin apparently...hadda toss her twat into this rectally retarded ring

 by now...the paint had dried and i was fried that my SIMPLE OPINION in the very start could cause a commotion within a span of an hour with supposedly educated adults (and i use that term "educated" very loosely) but oh did she tighten her pigtails and pull up her big girl britches and let me have it...

again...HER OPINION...but seriously Miss Blowhard...sweeping the bathroom floors of condoms...cum rags and candy wrappers at Paisley Park does not really make you an educated Purple expert...now does it?

except there really was nothing to ACCEPT you dime store dj...it was merely AN OPINION from yer post...SIMPLE PIMPLE!

well again...just cuz he "spins records" pushes buttons on his ipod...and continued to not let the entire conversation go...(well unless she was paint'n  her nails too) she apparently can't figer out that my retorts to other posts were MY OPINION...there was no argument that i started at all...but i believe YOU HAVE!

so in the end...Miss Reeces Peace's...by the almighty power vested to her in her most typical passive aggressive Minnehopelis ways...and with the help of her army of FB "friends" asshats...decided she could no longer handle MY OPINIONS and banished me from her page...F-O-R-E-V-E-R...

leave'n me all alone along the informational highway...bring'n my FB army down by one

dear CASPER...THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO LIVE FOR...I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE EM ALL!
but now you all can live in infamy...in MY UNIVERSE! the BIllboard Awards WAS NOT thee only award show that will pay tribute to the Little Red Corvette...there will be many other award shows to follow...with other performers pay'n their respects...so basically...chill the fuck out!

well...in the end...as the last remain'n trinity of musical geniuses goes...

MADONNA did a beautifully perfect and acceptable tribute to a friend...a musical genius and a former flame fer live tv...and the asshats and their wasted whiney petition weren't even on the entertainments radar that nite so it was just a complete waste of petty time...but they can pat themselves on the back from the couple thousand signatures they received and look back at this post in 10 years and know that they stuck to their guns and stuck it to the QUEEN!

now get off my dress!