who single handedly recreated how the musical wheel is spun and turned underwear into outerwear...the first person that comes to everyone's mind from toddlers to teenagers...skaters to haters...and trannies to grannies...EVERYBODY knows there's only one M-A-D-O-N-N-A!
when you think of old man scrotal sacks from the dark side...
of course DARTH CHEETO rings a bell...that don't really go along with today's analogy...but deal with it kittens...THIS IS MY BLOG!
when ya think about ogilvy home permanents absolutely gone wrong...
armed with only a guitar...belt'n out beautifully penned lyrics about social injustice and personal despair that cut thru the very essence of yer soul...and piss'n on the CASPER crusaders at the same time...of course no one does it better than Sinead O'Connor
but today's ramblin's is about another buzzed head beauty!
as the model/charm'n guitar pluck'n luscious lipped Ceth
(aka Sarah Problem)
(aka Sarah Problem)
who entangles himself in a menage a' trois with James and Jamie...and gives a whole new mean'n to sing'n the national anthem
and recorded his 1st professional track "soda pop" along with many other talented song birds for the film's soundtrack
also appear'n in other indie flicks like...
born the year Olivia Newton-John hit the charts with her #1 hit
urge'n the couch potato's to get off their ass...and start pump'n up their pancake ass
this non heterosexual (allegedly i presume) from the BIG APPLE...
singer/songwriter and all around hot as fuck (in my eyes) with those eyes...
Jay Brannan has been compared to guitar pluck'n greats in the music biz like the absolutely brilliance of...
described as not fer the faint of heart...but perfect fer the broken hearted...
with his sweet and sorrowful melancholic lyrics and indie folk style for the instant oatmeal generation...Jay can turn the bitterest bastard into a weep'n puddle of regret...tear'n you apart from the inside out with his tenor voice and the simple strumm'n of his guitar
start'n off with his 4 song epic EP simply titled "UNMASTERED"...
i found by mistake while search'n for porn download'n music on a lazy afternoon...i fell in love with his voice after here'n his unapologetic plea on "half boyfriend" and "body's a temple"
mr. hotness released his 1st critically acclaimed album "GODDAMN"...
in the summer of 2008...release'n music video's for my all time fav track on the album "can't have it all" and "housewife"
a year later Jay released his sophomore album "IN LIVING COVER"...
pretty much a x-c-lent covers album...brilliantly cover'n the Cranberries hit "zombie" and Joni Mitchell's "all i want" among many others...with a couple of his own hits thrown in...like his beautifully beautiful hit "beautifully"
his 3rd album released on his own Great Depression Records...
"ROB ME BLIND" in 2012 included the title track "rob me blind" and "greatest hits"...plus his heart warm'n re-release of "beautifully"
release'n his EP in 2013 aptly titled..."AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 JAYS"...
recorded in 6 different languages...crammed full of eclectic acoustic covers...like "bidi bidi bom bom" by the late Selena and Sinead O'Connor's "black boys on mopeds"
his release of melancholiness on "blue haired lady" and back to the beginn'n with "square one"...gets you right to guts of his glory
well...Jay's finally released another string of fantastic heart zingers...
with his latest EP simply titled NEW YORK NEW YORK...trust me...it's total ear candy fer the soul
his voice just not enough fer you?...hey that ain't no prob...
he even has a couple of xmas tunes to help cure those holidazed hassles ona cold winters nite
and of course with new music...comes a new tour once again...well...so his electricity don't get shut off...so i'm lucky to catch his brilliance in live'n
color in a couple weeks in the Minne-Apple @ the Triple Rock Bar...once again fer the 3rd time on his month long tour...travel'n across the US & Canada...
til he sails across the pond fer the european leg of his tour start'n Oct 12th in the Netherlands...and believe me when i say kittens...JAY NEVER DISAPPOINTS...you'd be an absolute A double snakes to miss him live...open'n with him this time around...
is the lovely Kara Laudon...who totally reminds me of the Scottish indie band Camera Obscura
wanna win a nite with this brilliant arteest?...get in fuck'n line kittens...
i was here 1st (sorry ladies but he doesn't have the taste buds fer taco salad...well...allegedly anyways) but you can check more out about him by click'n here
discrete stalkers can follow him along the informational highway below:
you'd be an absolute A double snake not to
now get off my dress!
ps...need a charitable act fer the week to gaurentee front row seats at the pearly gates?...why not skip that one mocha fropa frappa/chappa-chino latte fer just one day & help my good friend Lindsey out with her cancer struggle...think of it as a calorie saver by save'n someone's life...click here to read more
ps...need a charitable act fer the week to gaurentee front row seats at the pearly gates?...why not skip that one mocha fropa frappa/chappa-chino latte fer just one day & help my good friend Lindsey out with her cancer struggle...think of it as a calorie saver by save'n someone's life...click here to read more
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