the ways of the force from that 900 year old lil rott'n carcass of old man flap named YODA...to fight the forces of evil hidden thru-out the universe and beyond...well...mainly cuz of his dead beat dad who refused to make a single child support payment since his birth...
and ended up leave'n his uncle Owen & aunt Beru in the poorhouse to raise young Skywalker on Tatooine fer years on their barely there salary from sell'n power converters at the Tosche Station cuz of all the used droids they bought kept break'n down from the gangs of mini grim reapers...simply known as Jawa's...
BUTT...lets back it up a bit...
3 years earlier...he [Vader] had given the "orders" to his henchmen and his poor relatives ended up as crispy critters on the Tatooine desert one afternoon when Luke was out join ride'n with his newly purchased mechanical slaves
though Luke wanted to desperately learn the ways of the force...he learned thru his train'n that he was just fight'n with himself...and hadda move on
3 years later...Vader did his damnedest to try and make up fer lost time by try'na persuade the much younger apprentice to join him by his side or cut off all contact and any future support payments
that is...until Luke decided not to play by his rules anymore
and 3 years later Vader would learn that paybacks are a bitch!
to quote that famous line by one Oscar Wilde...who was persecuted fer his
non heterosexuality in 1895..."life imitates art"...though if he were around today...he would be sing'n a different tune...(well cuz of the wide variety of profalactics and spermicidal jams and jellys that are readily available at yer local CVS)...i mean he'd probably be quoted as say'n "art is imitate'n life"
kittens...there are not too many people in the enterpainment industry...
that are able to pull off bein mononymously (or fer you brain dead sodomites)...that means bein fabulously famous by only goin by yer 1st name...like MADONNA or CHER...
BUTT...(hey just make'n sure yer pay'n attention)
fame whore only known as OMAROSA.....is prove'n her bite is 100 times worse more than her bark and will not be ignored!
let's start from the start...shall we kittens?
in the 1990's...the big O worked in the offices of one vice prez Al Gore
who later was fired fer not take'n direction well...and basically just bein a major pain in the A double snakes apparently
desperately seek'n more attention and a bigger paycheck than before...
the big O's luck started to pay off when she was cast to appear on the 1st season of that mundane reality series that was run initially by our current mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit and universal fuckmuppet in 2004...i will admit...she was thee only reason to tune in week after week just to watch her as she dropped her balls and sharpened her claws on anyone that tried to cross her path (though after 1st season...i had had enough of her and that pre-mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit and universal fuckmuppet anyways)
pegged the villain of the show...the big O just seen herself as bein a very
shrewd business woman...hmmm...are you follow'n along?
by 2008...the big O was the only past contestant brought back to the
series under the new the snore'n title to milk millions from the millions of brain dead lobotomized followers gimps with no life who easily found it as a cheap form of reality enterpainment think'n she is someone not to be reckoned with
unfortunately...in 2011...the big O's brother Jack was murdered
are ya start'n to see a pattern yet kittens?
by december 2016...the big O decided to pack up her reality britches
and join the demented degenerates in DC...stump'n and pump'n fer her former boss...from Wichita to Washington...any chance she could get to get her mug televised..and by the time 2017 came around she was in the oval orifice with the rest of the swamp rats vy'n fer their 15 minutes of fame
though...it wouldn't last long...and after completely her train'n in 1 year
(of which no one ever knew what she did) the big O was let go in january of this year...
hey...get a ticket top the catch up train kittens...the conclusional comparison is near...wait fer it!
just like Luke who finished his train'n...and proved that his train'n paid off
the big O's train'n was now complete...and just like the old say'n goes...if yer gonna fuck with the bull...yer gonna get the horns!...she had finally became the jedi master and was ready to turn the tables & beat the live'n shit outta her master the 900 year old lil rott'n carcass of old man flap who taught her "the art of the deal"...with the recent release of her explosive book "UNHINGED"
LOOK!....i'll be the 1st to say it...as annoy'n as i always was after see'n the big O on season one many years back...she was equally if not more annoy'n as hell...try'na decipher all her garbage she was try'na peddle to the public in regards to her hopp'n aboard that shit show train to DC...
and vommit'n her luv fer that mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit and universal fuckmuppet...thankfully though...i was like a moth to a flame fer this latest episode of her batshit craziness cuz she had now earned applause from myself along with many other kittens across the country...cuz the big O was ready to take no prisoners alive once again...and lett'n the media know she is not a cookie that's gonna crumble or gonna be fuck'd with...period!
and get off my dress!
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