AFFLICTION DEPICTION

with the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt sack of Cheeto dusted

IMPEACHED FER LIFE piece of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated A-double snakes under investigation with the Senate trials...all while try'na to throw off the public by whine'n to his throngs of  lobotomized brain dead hysterically retarded repuglicunt gimps

who have the brain capacity of a mongolian fruit fly...via social media like a virus (and unfortunately some of my own family and friends are included in this pathetic pool) i thought i'd take a break from push'n politicks this week and break down some other more notably un"falsehooded" witch hunt hysteria's from the history books

you know...just in case you happen to get plucked from the pool of useless informationalists whore'n yerself out to be Alex's next prize winn'n bitch

so i thought i'd cash in my recyclables and try to visit my fav-o-rit original 

social media guru...and luckily fer me Shirley McClain cancelled her read'n at the last minute so i  asked Madame Herpesia to take me back to where it all began..unfortunately though since she hadn't paid last months crystal ball subscription...we hadda start with 14th century...EH...why not!

so apparently million upon millions of socialites and social out casts were 

piles of puss filled pussies...thanx to the bubonic plague that was caused by cozy'n up to soprano sing'n sensation Templeton and his mates that also made a resurgence in the 19th century

fast forward to the 19th century...with the lil emperor who hadda attitude

and became the 1st non vaginal trollop'd tramp by winn'n Mr Syphilis 1820 that winter...but a few short months later would have to turn in his crown and sash when he ended up in exile and exited this earth and the tender age of 51 in 1821

by the 20th century...specifically the 1980's...the mass hysteria around 

AIDS that was apparently a continuation from the 1920's when non heterosexual monkeys like the gregarious Galen mingled with the many moonlighters off the coast of the Congo that would bring it to the west and eventually AIDS spread like a socially outcasted wild fire thru-out the non heterosexual community...

thanx to the dementional dickwaddled repuglicunt hopped up on jelly beans at the time

i unfortunately even hadda deal with my share of afflictions in the early 90's

fer the 1st time only thankfully...all cuz some toned up tawdry trollop that picked me up late one nite as i walked home from the bar...begged me to boink him in the back of his brown bronco

and now that we are in the 21st century...we are once again at the very

forefront of yet another newly discovered disastrous disease that is currently upon us...take in account with the lime shortage currently happen'n in the Sahara desert...and the stupid bowl just right around the corner...anally repressed asswipes everywhere who haven't been recycle'n their glass products as one should...there will be a global pandemonium from Shreveport to Shanghai with this uncontainable virus come sunday when the liquor shelves are as empty and our current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt sack of Cheeto dusted IMPEACHED FER LIFE piece of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated A-double snakes on trial...but i seriously ain't gett'n all that cracked up about it...so there ya have it kittens

NOW GET OFF MY DRESS!