THE RAINBOW DISCONNECTION

picture it kittens...it's 1939 and a young milky cream skinned brunette

in pig tailed braids and a checkered pinafore dress known as the carefree niece DORTHY GALE who was crash'n in the spare bedroom on her aunt and uncle's farm in Kansas...played by the sweet soulful songbird miss JUDY GARLAND who so eloquently poured from her cushion pillowed lips about dream'n of a better technicolor life somewhere over the rainbow where skies are blue...and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true (as long as you take yer hallucinogens with a warm glass of moo juice before bedtime)  which was telecast every year durin' the festivous holiday known as the butcher'n of the turkey and taters with a side of family dysfunctionality in november that was an annual tradition from 1959 til 1991 on commercial broadcast television

(well except in 1963 presumably cuz Marilyn's pre-tinder hook-up never showed up fer their hook-up one fateful afternoon)

by 1979...the banjo play'n amphibious muppet know to the world as the 

beloved lime felted KERMIT THE FROG...strummed his way thru the bayou teach'n us young GEN X'ers "someday we'll find it...the rainbow connection...the lovers...the dreamers...and me" which pretty much meant even the oddest person out can find a connection with the world somewhere if you look hard enough (even if yer just full of foam and a hand up yer amphibious ass)

we have all ridden the rainbow of chemically prepackaged pink hearts...

orange stars...yellow moons...green clovers...blue diamonds and purple horseshoes every morn'n before school or saturday morn'n cartoons... 

or binge'n on mary jane while binge'n on MARY TYLER MOORE durin' those wasted dorm years..

and who among us hasn't tasted the rainbow crave'ns splatter'n across our face from time to time

BUTT...now

apparently as the musical director had spent weeks with her 1st graders 

learn'n the lyrics fer their spring concert at Heyer elementary school in Waukesha County to the songs "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" (sung in spanish) 

"HERE COMES THE SUN" by the BEATLES

and the patron saint of big wigs and even bigger cross yer heart bra's...the song bird of the south DOLLY PARTON and her goddaughter MILEY CYRUS's duet "RAINBOWLAND" that the kids were beyond excited to learn as reported

leave it to the cheddar headed administrational basturds who deemed 

the DOLLY duet as "controversial" just cuz of the word "rainbow" was bein' used in the song as it might give the wrong message to the lil sing'n angels and the audience...ummm...about what? teach'n the lil kittens how they should accept everyone just as they are with lyrics like "we are all rainbows....every color every hue...let it shine on through...together we can start living in a rainbowland"

instead of gun tote'n racist lil shits with zero fucks to give

well let's just call it was this totally is...typical fear monger'n brain wash'n 

rhetorical absofuckinlute GOP BULLSHIT who love guns more than the lives of the lil kittens they supposedly want to protect!

which ps btw...yer senile jelly beaned AIDS deny'n prez even agreed with the sane side of most 'mericans in regards to swiss cheese kill'n machines

leave it to some insecure sour dick cheesed dad like the guy in this link 

who is so fuck'n threatened by the fact that a national big box company just happens to sell some boy's line of tee's with that dreaded...dastardly CHER ferbidden R-A-I-N-B-O-W on it...completely destroy'n the very idea of masculinity that ALL boys from 3-10 yearn for (as if lil Johnny would say to his parental advisor "awww geez daddy...i don't want another shirt with a football on it...i want the tee that screams HEY come and stick yer hand down my jumper and bukakee all over my britches")

what's next? lobotomize ANY lil kitten that happens to look up into the sky 

after a rain storm and notices a rainbow on full semi erect display? 

so LISTEN UP all you alarmist fuckertards...you DO NOT ever fuck with 

 DOLLY or her music...P-E-R-I-O-D!

cuz i'll tell you one thing...if you say another word about DOLLY or make another indecent proposal...i'm gonna get that gun of DOLLY's and i'll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!

enjoy my DOLLY PARTON wigg'n out mix

have a hippity hoppity week and GET OFF MY DRESS!

AFFLICTION DEPICTION

with the current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt sack of Cheeto dusted

IMPEACHED FER LIFE piece of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated A-double snakes under investigation with the Senate trials...all while try'na to throw off the public by whine'n to his throngs of  lobotomized brain dead hysterically retarded repuglicunt gimps

who have the brain capacity of a mongolian fruit fly...via social media like a virus (and unfortunately some of my own family and friends are included in this pathetic pool) i thought i'd take a break from push'n politicks this week and break down some other more notably un"falsehooded" witch hunt hysteria's from the history books

you know...just in case you happen to get plucked from the pool of useless informationalists whore'n yerself out to be Alex's next prize winn'n bitch

so i thought i'd cash in my recyclables and try to visit my fav-o-rit original 

social media guru...and luckily fer me Shirley McClain cancelled her read'n at the last minute so i  asked Madame Herpesia to take me back to where it all began..unfortunately though since she hadn't paid last months crystal ball subscription...we hadda start with 14th century...EH...why not!

so apparently million upon millions of socialites and social out casts were 

piles of puss filled pussies...thanx to the bubonic plague that was caused by cozy'n up to soprano sing'n sensation Templeton and his mates that also made a resurgence in the 19th century

fast forward to the 19th century...with the lil emperor who hadda attitude

and became the 1st non vaginal trollop'd tramp by winn'n Mr Syphilis 1820 that winter...but a few short months later would have to turn in his crown and sash when he ended up in exile and exited this earth and the tender age of 51 in 1821

by the 20th century...specifically the 1980's...the mass hysteria around 

AIDS that was apparently a continuation from the 1920's when non heterosexual monkeys like the gregarious Galen mingled with the many moonlighters off the coast of the Congo that would bring it to the west and eventually AIDS spread like a socially outcasted wild fire thru-out the non heterosexual community...

thanx to the dementional dickwaddled repuglicunt hopped up on jelly beans at the time

i unfortunately even hadda deal with my share of afflictions in the early 90's

fer the 1st time only thankfully...all cuz some toned up tawdry trollop that picked me up late one nite as i walked home from the bar...begged me to boink him in the back of his brown bronco

and now that we are in the 21st century...we are once again at the very

forefront of yet another newly discovered disastrous disease that is currently upon us...take in account with the lime shortage currently happen'n in the Sahara desert...and the stupid bowl just right around the corner...anally repressed asswipes everywhere who haven't been recycle'n their glass products as one should...there will be a global pandemonium from Shreveport to Shanghai with this uncontainable virus come sunday when the liquor shelves are as empty and our current mentally deranged lie'n corrupt sack of Cheeto dusted IMPEACHED FER LIFE piece of pig shit with the cottage cheesed dilapidated A-double snakes on trial...but i seriously ain't gett'n all that cracked up about it...so there ya have it kittens

NOW GET OFF MY DRESS!