the KING of all QUEENS!

there have been many infamous George's thru-out the very beginn'n of 

recorded history...fer instance...most strippers across the country are well aware of our very 1st president since it's plastered on their nitely paycheck by the cheap ass customers that drool over them nite after nite expect'n a marriage proposal just cuz they broke a president Jackson fer 1 president Hamilton and 10 Washington's to stuff in their tacky neon g-string

then there was that one director guy from the 70's who wrote that outer space soap opera thingy that unfortunately went no where with the general public...of the Amazon jungle

and who can ferget of course the original leather face of the silver screen  GEORGE HAMILTON

BUTT there's more...

thee most infamous GEORGE of them all asked us in the early 1980's

"DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?"

in the 90's he was all about the 

"GENERATIONS OF LOVE"

by the 2000's he was broadway bound fer "TABOO" with his alter ego "THE TWIN"

and by the 2010's he was remind'n us all that 

"THIS IS WHAT I DO"

i'm speak'n of none other than a much calmer "KARMA CHAMELEON" 

these days and of course my ultimate teenage eye opener to all things absofuckinlutely fabulous BOY GEORGE who is turn'n the BIG 6-0 on june 14th

to help bask in his brilliant career of make'n it this far cuz let's be real...

a portion of us Gen X'ers know all about BOY's "hiccups" that have been well documented along the way so we need not rehash them here...instead...BOY has decided to surprise his fans from kittens to colostomy hags by dropp'n 60 new melodic melodies on his 60th

HOW FUCK'N FAB IS THAT?

to help kick of his sexagenarian celebration why not check out the soothin' sound of BOY's current melodramatic ear candy

"BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD"

all this after already surprise'n us with his beyond brilliant solo collection 

"COOL KARAOKE VOL 1" that you can download at any of yer fav-o-rit digital retailers

amazon  spotify  itunes

which includes the smash collab hit with Israeli heart throbber ASAF GOREN

 "RAINBOW IN THE DARK"

with the pandemic nearly under control F-I-N-A-L-L-Y...CULTURE CLUB

will once again be hitt'n the road this summer...click here fer dates and tix

along with 80's super antioxidant group BANANARAMA & 60's sensation LULU 

with special guests KIM WILDE & GABRIELLE fer selected intimate outdoor dates in the UK only at this time unfortunately...though i'm sure 'merica and other parts of the planet will soon be able to see BOY and the rest of the CLUB once travel restrictions have been lifted so don't fret my musical pet!

and if that ain't enough to satisfy yer cultural crave'ns...durin' the month of PRIDE...why not have BOY tell you were to go by sign'n up fer directions on WAZE!

if you act now...not only will you get new music...new tour...new directions

soon enough you will get BOY like you've never seen him before...plastered on the silver screen in his epic biopic simply titled "KARMA CHAMELEON" which will begin shoot'n on location in london and around the globe chronicle'n his colorfully karmic career with a release date somewhere between 2022 and 2023!

HAPPY 60TH to my fav-o-rit BOY in the entire universe...

now GET OFF MY DRESS!