and every fabulously flame'n fagula begins to fan their fierce flames on every bar stool and under every bathroom stall from Boise to Baton Rouge...yes kittens it's throat plunge'n/bubble butt roulette season...otherwise simply known as P-R-I-D-E month fer the non heterosexuals of the planet
legend has it that if some booboo puts his head under their pillow thru-out the month of PRIDE he'll eventually wake up doin the hokey pokey and spinn'n himself around on some yogi's yard stick...though don't quote me on that!
BUTT...it ain't ALL about that!
though there has been many a progress since the days of STONEWALL
where i was but a mere puddle in the port-a-pottie outside durin' my 1st ever PRIDE in the big apple a few years back...
it seems that there's always gotta be some pitifully pious paulina that gets
her pitifully petty panties in a pickle and decides to post her "opinion" on social media to prove what a total ostentatious ostrich she really is with her head buried so deep in the sand that she practically can see the geisha girls kick'n it up at the Kyoto club in Japan...
just cuz of a simple display at the front of their local big box retailer that's try'n to cash in on yet another "holiday" with as much rainbow vomit they can plaster on any of the latest "must haves"
case in point was this senile senorita who was doin a quick stop at her
neighborhood target store...with what i gather was her under age son by her post...fer a pallet of maxi pads to clog that dilapidated wizard sleeve between her thighs and another home lobotomy perm (the name hasn't been redacted cuz well...why should it really? she decided to post it on social media so fair game!)
now normally...after years of have'n to listen'n to this tired rhetoric from the
regurgitation nation whine'n about "we know...blah blah blah....but do you have to shove it in our faces? hmmm and i suppose you non homosexuals HAVE NEVER shoved yer kids photos...PDA parades and rectally regurgitated religious beliefs down ours? so i decided to try and not pounce on her like a gaggle of greased up twinks fight'n to bounce up and down on some "daddy's" rage'n throbber like a mary-go-round and responded back with a more sensible approach instead of my usual tirade!
thing is ROSA and all those with the same inclinations...lemme let you in on
a lil secret that has been a staple since the first caveman clobbered his cohort with his throat plunge'n club...WE...that is the non heterosexuals of the planet earth...ARE NOT try'n to indoctrinate...incarcerate nor procreate with yer brothers...boyfriends...sons or the son-of-a-bitches you been reluctantly hitched to
(though i can't guarantee the gay mafia won't make em flip on a dime fer some knee time)
so with that in mind ROSA...if yer REALLY that offended by a lame rainbow
display smack'n you in the face like a dick in a dark room as you walk into whatever big box store only to be asked by yer obliviously curious son what in the sam H-E-double hockey six those rainbows are all about...try'n explain'n to him about how 20 year old Iranian ALI FAZELI-MONFARED tried flee'n his homeland to Turkey and meet up with his boyfriend until he was conned by his half-brother and 2 cousins who convinced him to take a ride where they then beheaded him in an "honor kill'n" after they found out what side his bread was buttered on...keep in mind this story is not from 20 years ago...it's from just a lil over 20 day ago on may 4, 2021
i already know what yer think'n...well it's how they act in the middle east
ok ROSA and ROSA alikes...try teach'n yer son and or daughter about 25 year old professor LINDOLFO KOSMANSKI who was shot twice and his charred remains left on the side of some highway in the southern region of Brazil on april 30th, 2021
well don't fret my annoyed rainbow pet....this ain't just happen'n in cities
in far away lands unfortunately...it's happen'n in yer own back yard (figuratively speak'n of course since yer actual location is unknown to me) did you know that 24 year old black trans woman SERENITY HOLLIS from Albany Georgia was the 25ht trans woman murdered on may 8th, 2021? we're not even halfway thru the damn year yet
so in cuntclusion ROSA's of the social media world...when visit'n ANY
big box business...eatery or any alcoholic establishment that displays...supports and celebrates non heterosexuals by vomit'n rainbows on every nook and cranny in their space...remember this...it's just A FUCK'N RAINBOW!!! cuz ps...if we ain't fuck'n you...and you ain't fuck'n us...then WHY OH WHY do you give a fuck who we fuck cuz we certainly don't give a fuck who yer fuck'n…KAPEESH?
however…if you still haven't grasped onto my concept…try tune'n in on an
absolutely brilliant breakdown of the rainbow life on FX if you need to be further edumacated…so take this as you will ROSA's…
WE...the rainbow connection...know you will come after us every year...nonetheless...we eventually will win you over cuz we've been fight'n this day after day…month after month...year after year…decade after decade…after decade and in the end we will all forget about it and go on with our lives and even though we know you’ll probably come back with knives in the dark cuz you just can't seem to let it go…WE WILL still be there fight’n you every step of the way!
HAPPY PRIDE to all the LGBTXYZPDQ community...otherwise known as the alphabet mafia and i'm just not play'n THAT game so if you got an issue with it then complain to yer state representatives kitten…and GET OFF MY DRESS!
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