into a Captain Crunch or KABOOM induced coma from 7 till 11...depend'n on yer family's income level...laugh'n our prepubescent A double snakes off as that slippery Sylvester ceremoniously terrorized poor lil Tweety bird lick'n his chops...anxiously await'n fer Tweety to stroll around grannies house that was marinate'n in ben-gay and bunion creams...know'n full well the only way to to survive the day while grannie was away at the bingo hall turn'n tricks to help supplement her income...Tweety would be forced to stay confined to her cage in order to survive til grannie returned home
Ginger was forced against her will to board the SS Minnow from her sold
out gig in Vegas one late rainy nite only to wake up on some stranded island in the middle of some hollyweird backlot fer 3 seasons with only a hair stylist...a make-up artist and a plethora of designer gowns at her disposal while have'n to deal with endless salaciously salivate'n stares from the perverted professor...the Skipper and his "lil buddy" all while doin the obligatory hula hula fer hours on end before she would get anything to eat
if it wasn't fer the compassion of the peel-off queen Miss Sarkisian...
Kaavan the loneliest elephant bull would've never made it to the Cambodian animal sanctuary after spend'n 37 years as a Pakistani prisoner in some run-down zoo
BUTT that ain't all...
fer the last 13 isolated drug induced years...the princess of bubble gum
pop BRITNEY SPEARS has become a sad reflection of TWEETY...GINGER and KAAVAN all rolled into one times 10...caged and controlled by her management team and her money hungry father controll'n her every move down to her sexual practices...parade'n her talent as his personal ATM machine
perhaps BRIT's 2004 release of "TOXIC" would serve as a precursor to what lies ahead fer the pretty pop tartlet!
let's hop in our delorean back to the year 2007 where the cracks began
everyone knows where they were the nite BRIT BRIT hadda complete meltdown and popped into a hair salon in downtown L.A. and decided to steal SINEAD O'CONNOR's signature look all cuz her babies daddy wouldn't let her see her kids and she was sick to death of everyone stroke'n her hair like it was some sorta public pony tail fer pett'n perverts
things only went from bad to worse later that year at the Mtv awards when
she performed her latest single "GIMME MORE DRAMAMINE" and was crucified by the critics (myself included) as she slithered across the stage like a drunk bowl of bad hair extensions and jell-o in the worst lyp-sync performance...
predate'n season 13 Rutard contestant VALENTINA in her controversial couture cover-up
apparently that queen wasn't well versed in the cardinal cover up that you fall back on when you don't or can't remember yer lyrics!
seems like the ONLY support BRIT got when struggle'n with family...fame
and her fortune at the time was from an unsuspect'n die-hard 19 year old fanatic and future porn hubber star CHRIS CROCKER who realized the turmoil that poor Brit was sink'n into and just wanted everyone to "leave Britney alone!"
after many insta posts declare'n how well things have been goin fer her
lately...it was quite evidently clear that her posts looked more and more like forced confessionals given at gun point by the taliban!
once i watched the documentary "FRAMING BRITNEY SPEARS"
on HULU...her bizarre behavior became less funny to me and have since changed my attitude about BRIT's off the wall antics over the years...realize'n she was just bein used and sold as a sex slave/cash cow right under the public's eyes
after years of mental and psychological torture at the hands allegedly
by her father and her management team and with the #FREEBRITNEY movement gain'n momentum as her emotional support dogs the last few years...BRITNEY is finally gett'n stronger and take'n steps to take back her life...her career...her kids and her bank account as she pleaded with the courts to end her conservatorship with dear old dad and now that the financial firm has decided to withdraw from have'n any sorta control over BRITNEY's financial affairs...here's hope'n her star will someday shine bright once again
now GET OFF MY DRESS!
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