Monday, July 25, 2022

CRY ME A RIVER

i'm pretty sure we've all heard that story about the lil boy who cried wolf 
everyone's on his side til she finally pulls that proverbial string on their bucket of bullshit and all hell breaks lose...today they come in many forms from the attention seekers to the attention defecater's and eventually they all burn out and burn their bridges of any credibility they may have once had

recently comic guru DAVE CHAPELLE got the bucket poured all over him
hours before he was set to do his set at the infamous club FIRST AVENUE in the Minne-Apple thanx to a handful of sensitive salamanders with no sense of humor that picketed his sold out show which only added fuel to his comedic fire when it was moved into my old stomp'n grounds at the VARSITY THEATER in dinkytown 
all cuz his alleged hate fer the trans community in regards to late trans comedian DAPHNE DORMAN from his Netflix special "THE CLOSER" which i've seen a few times and all of it was blown completely out of proportion fer those seek'n to make splashy bait and switch headlines on their social media accounts
of course the militant whiners stomped their hooves in a temper tantrum by deface'n the Varsity with graffiti when DAVE wasn't cancelled...show'n exactly where their mentality level really is at!

though DAVE is not the only one feel'n the bruntage of the cuntage causes
lately...Disney recently decided it will no longer call their bibbity bobbity boutique clients "fairy godmothers in train'n pants" instead christen'n them "fairy godmother apprentices" to be more "inclusive" as they say...seriously though...who in the fairytale fuck do they think they're kidd'n...it's a market'n scheme to bow down to the whiney wokers while add'n more hidden charges to yer bill

now if you really wanna get yer britches in a bunch...why not focus all yer
anger towards somethin' more plausible like this political pussy JOSH HAWLEY who stoked up the lobotomized kool-aid drink'n dipshits with a fist bump of solidarity cause'n chaos on the nations capitol last jan 6th
then the feckless fucktard was caught on security camera's moments later runn'n faster than Lindsey Graham to an after hours party at a downtown DC gloryhole when the Wal-Mart beauty bunions breeched the barriers and made their way inside the capitol reek'n havoc everywhere
though the only real crime at the last jan 6th committee meet'n was why didn't Liz or Adam post that CLARK KENT look'n seat filler grindr’s profile in the ticker down below?

the LGBTXYZPDQ+ hard core militants are really ruin'n it fer everyone 
else in the alphabetty soup...whether you've transitioned or not...whether you wanna be referred to as they/them or not…whether you choose not to comprehend the distinction between humor and hate etc...WE ALL need to tiptoe thru the tulips or 2 lips (depend'n how you butter yer bread) 
and laugh at ourselves collectively at some point in order to get thru this thing called life...i whole heartedly agree when someone refers to ANYONE in a malicious...derogatory and or dangerous manner that puts ones life in jeopardy ect...by all means call them out on it and press charges if need be…
not everyone is entertained by a see'n a polished dick in a Dior with hair jacked up to jesus and my advice to them is THEN DON'T FUCK'N GO!
BUTT...that ain't all

trans people need to learn not to get all butt hurt and pull out their claws 
when someone in their own community has zero interest in anything more than just a simple casual conversation with them online or at the bar without bein' called insecure or prejudice just cuz they want nothing more than that...EVERYONE likes what they like sexually/emotionally P-E-R-I-O-D! also...words like "tranny" and "she mail" only became derogatory after it was perfectly acceptable fer the 1st 5 seasons on that popular scripted series all cuz of the new muff militia (yes i'm pull'n out the "my good friend is an actual tranny" card and play'n it at this point cuz she is not offended by the word) you seriously need to pick yer battles and this is not one of them kittens!

i mean seriously...i was talk'n with a friendly reminder recently who had
brought up a good point...the great spanish flu of 1919 had absofuckinlutely nothin' to do with Spain in the slightest nonetheless it's still referred to as just that though how many spaniards do you see bawl'n  their eyes out and brand'n their pitchforks at us in the streets? perhaps we outta just give them reparations fer the past 100 years and call it even steven huh?

there is ALWAYS room fer improvement with ANYONE...however not 
everyone will get on the bus yer drive'n if yer just gonna be speed'n thru town like a mental case sipp'n on mylanta nor remember where the hell it even stops if they do from time to time so take a chill pill "Jill" and just take em fer the ride yet pay attention to the road signs "Reggie"...you can't erase history any more than you can rewrite it

i wanna be introduced as the unintentionally internationally unknown
perform'n illusionist of my own universe (i know that's a mouthful...you can ask him) whenever i walk into a crowded gloryhole convention nonetheless i won't get butt hurt if it does not happen nor will i pull out my poster board...huff my magic markers and call fer a press conference at every entertainers gig i don't agree with...trans are terrific & non binary derry air is just delicious however as much as this new militant humorless degeneration wants to demoralize and chastise ALL those before them...
my i suggest take'n a lil bit of friendly advice from this slightly lightly seasoned sourpuss...i don't make trash...i burn it! don'tcha remember about the sticks and stones? so in cuntclusion...just pull up yer triggered knickers and GET OFF MY DRESS!

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