the vivaciously knee slapper LUCILLE BALL was finally filmed in brilliant technicolor show'n off her hot tamale locks in all her glorious color on the #1 series "THE LUCY SHOW"
a young JULIE ANDREWS portrayed the real life MARIA VON TRAPP
in a post WW2 world...spinn'n around like a tomboyish postulant sing'n like a songbird in the fields of some Austrian mountain top in the #1 film "THE SOUND OF MUSIC"
BUTT (more importantly)
a very young 19 year old CHERILYN SARKISIAN makes her very 1st #1
hit on the airwaves with her floor mopped mini musical muffin man SONNY with "I GOT YOU BABE" in aug of 1965 off the album "LOOK AT US"
after a successful series with her biz partner in and outta their shaggy
burnt orange boudoir in the mid 1970's CHER would climb outta their bed with the pedal to the metal on her very own...steam'n full speed ahead to her 2nd #1 hit with "GYPSIES TRAMPS AND THIEVES" of the album of the same name in novem of 1971 at 25
once the 1980's rolled around...CHER would finally unwind her ravenous
luscious locks and by the summer of 1989 CHER would make it back to the top spot fer the 1st time on the adult contemporary charts with her 3rd #1 butt bare'n rock ballad "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME" when she was give'n maxi pads half her age a run fer their money at 43 from the album "HEART OF STONE"
before the new millennium would begin CHER would once again achieve
global domination with her massive 4th #1 pulsate'n floor thumper and thee best break-up after math ass shake'n anthem with "BELIEVE" in march of 1999 off her 22 album at 53 from the album of the same title which was also the 1st of many...many...M-A-N-Y "farewell" tours i would be forced to attend thanx to my damn subconscious (tell'n me this "could be" her last time) and also the 1st time i ever would perform as CHER at an AIDS charity (waive'n my performance fee) and i had made that exact headdress from above fer $6 from crap at Axman supplies (that unfortunately melted into a ball of congealed goop in my closet durin' a very hot and humid summer the follow'n year)
after a post 9/11...CHER would return with a snappy dance romp'n tribute
with "SONG FOR THE LONELY" her 5th #1 in march of 2002 and more popular than ever at 55 from the album "LIVING PROOF"
by the winter of 2010 CHER proved age was just a number in novem
when she starred opposite CHRISTINA AGUILERA in the campy drama "BURLESQUE" at 64 and hit her 6th #1 hit off the movie soundtrack with "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME"
and just when you thought that you heard more than yer share of another
remake and remodeled xmas tune...at 77 fanfuckintabulous years CHER has now become thee ONLY artist to have a #1 hit in 7 consecutive decades with her latest #1 xmas anthem "DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG" off her very 1st xmas album simply titled "CHRISTMAS" cuz WHY NOT! it's fuck'n CHER!
now GET OFF MY DRESS!
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