BARR vs. BEE

as far as the moronically lobotomized brain dead pile of mashed potatoed

CASPER crusade'n couch surfers go...an unfortunate portion of society as a whole...(of which i completely excuse myself from this unscientifically...unsubstantiated claims since i'm write'n this very authentic piece of journalism from my point of view...and that only counts of course) i haven't bought into the media's spin cycle...pitt'n many things against each other in order to sell a product...fer instance...

in the 80's it was MADONNA vs CYNDI 

in the 90's it was MADONNA vs BRITNEY

in the 00's it was MADONNA vs GAGA

the point i'm try'n to make is quiet simple kittens...MADONNA IS THE FUCK'N QUEEN...get over it!...hey...gimme a break...i'm have'n serious major M withdraw...wait'n fer some new shit from her fer my weekly weekend car concerts...but let's get to the meat of this whole damn story

so i can't tell you how much i really REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted...

Ms. Barr's reboot to stand the test of time...much like M has managed to do to "keep it together" (see what i did there?) after all these years

bein' one of thee best middle america'd...blue collared shows ever written fer tv since... 

that show about a rich widowed white guy...his drug addicted daughter and eldest son...while his youngest son was left penniless (by his real parents)...with a couple of neurotic senile maids to throw in fer comedy relief...that lived on the upper east side of the Big Apple..hmmm....ok well maybe not so much about middle america'd...blue collared families...but more like what the middle america'd blue collared families wished they could afford if they were give'n a trust fund...oh...and a functional brain to think fer themselves

well...everything seem to be goin fine like a Carolina wine fer Ms Barr...have'n the highest rate'ns in tv land in a long ass time...

that is...U-N-T-I-L...Ms Barr decided to turn into a twat on a twitter tirade one nite...

about OBAMA's senior advisor Valerie Jarrett...that of course she would later delete and "apologize" for...

that of course was due to her intake of AMBIEN...she admitted...after of course her show...agent and her syndication were all unplugged 

but leave it to all the mainly moronically lobotomized brain dead pile of mashed potato CASPER crusade'n couch surfers explode'n when they heard of this "tragic" news

 listen...i don't care that she [Ms Barr] wants to support that mentally deranged sack of misogynistically collusional pig shit that's currently bastardize'n THE PEOPLE'S oval office...i really don't...her personal choices outside of tv programm'n is HER CHOICE and that she has to own them and that is none of my personal biz

BUTT...

when you voice ANY sorta racial slur towards anyone...and yer part of a major network...there's gonna be a major price to pay...i just hope some network execs can salvage the careers of all the others affected by her Ambien attack...cuz i...like many others...would definitely tune in!

next up is the brilliant satirical funny lady SAMANTHA BEE from the hit

who...only a week later...called the mentally deranged sack of misogynistically collusional pig shit's daughter...IVANKA "PRETEND-I-CARE-ABOUT-YER-WOES-AS-LONG-AS-YOU-BUY-MY-OVERPRICED-CRAP" TRUMP...a "feckless cunt" on her show...and the same...mainly moronically lobotomized brain dead pile of mashed potato CASPER crusade'n couch surfers exploded when SAM BEE wasn't fired fer her remark after make'n an scripted "apology"

thing is...blatant racism IS NOT THE SAME as the indisputable truth!

thanx to award winn'n actress SALLY FIELD

fer point'n that out to to all the twatters on twitter out there who cannot grasp this simple concept...after all the fall out!

now get off my dress!

GOLIATH meets DAVID

we've all encountered those situations at some point in our lives

where someone who is thinks that they're either bigger...better...whorey'er than the rest...tries to make you feel inferior and tries desperately to put you in yer place

only to ultimately be left in the dust once the planets have aligned when the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars

case in point...FOX NEWS FAUZ SNOOZE...or as i like to call em

that god damn propaganda pieces of unbelievable shit spins channel...well everyone on there except fer saucy patty caker Shepard Smith...he's got that believable old school blue-eyed Sinatra crooney savoir flaire about him...with juuuuust the right twist (*insert wink wink here*)

so after all the conspiracy theorists that have spun the Parkland Florida victims of Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school KIDS...into aluminum foil rate'ns...most notably EMMA GONZALEZ and DAVID HOGG as mere

 "crisis actors"...wellll....GOLIATH...meet DAVID!

so FAUZ SNOOZE's Wal-mart bad bottle jobbed Ann Coulter knock off...

Laura Ingraham...decided to pick apart A CHILD SURVIVOR OF A MASS SHOOTING by tweet'n out last wednesday...that DAVID HOGG...with a 4.1 GPA...was turned down by 4 colleges he applied for...and that he was whine'n about it to everyone...when in fact DAVID HOGG was asked about his future and he just happened to mention that 4 schools he was interested in that just turned him down even though he was accepted by many others

of course...she's not alone in this dissemination of A CHILD SURVIVOR OF A MASS SHOOTING...these 2 brain dead douche rag dipshits Nugget & Stallone's half twit lil brother Frankie...hadda throw in their 2 cents worthlessness

even beloved blue collar conspiracy lover ROSEANNE BARR  got in on the action and tweeted that DAVID gave a Nazi salut at the MARCH FOR OUR LIVES rally...that she since has deleted...but lil does she not understand the power of social media these days

so DAVID HOGG...the supposed "whiner" by Miss Cunt-Ruffle 2018...
decided to show her how much of a "whiner" he really is...by ask'n his 600,000+ followers (me bein' one of them myself) to contact her propaganda fueled nite program sponsors...and tell them of yer distaste with this vile ADULT on CHILD unconscionable bitch slap cyber-bully'n

well...money talks and they (the sponsors) listened and within 24 hrs...6 companies had pulled all there ad mullah from this vaginal warts show...

with all these currently loose'n interest with their love affair fer Laura

of course...can you guess who's kiss'n his "whiney" 4.1 GPA ass now?

that's right...48 hrs later...in the "spirit of holy week"...ol' vaginal wart herself sent out a pathetically rehearsed half assed apology to DAVID on the air (which C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y reeked of her boss's hands at FAUX SNOOZE) all while promote'n her own damn show

of course DAVID HOGG wasn't have'n any of it and called out the syphilitic news toad on the airwaves

to which this cantankerous meat flapp'n mother of 3 KIDS OF HER OWN...decided ALL OF A SUDDEN...she was goin to be take'n a "pre-planned vacation"

hmmm...didn't someone else take an "pre-planned vacation" about a year ago after all of his sexual allegations committed while work'n at FAUZ NEWS fer years came out...wonder whatever happened to his show?

like someone somewhere once said "fuck with the bull...and you'll get the horns"...and DAVID is done with the twist'n of the 2nd amendment bullshit!

now get off my dress!