who said it best in 1980 "you better run...you better hide...you better leave from my side...yeah!"
ok so maybe her hit was more of a bad break-up anthem than it was about
actual gun violence...however...this was the first song title that started dance'n in my head when i heard about the recent blood bath involve'n 10 people at a grocery store in a predominantly black neighborhood in Buffalo NY compliments of yet another unhinged wonder breaded mentally deranged racist rectal rat in tactical gear sack of excrement who live streamed his carnage...
in hopes most likely of try'na become the next top 10 netflix movie of the week played by some out of work actor hope'n fer an oscar win...well kittens his name needs not to be mentioned in my blog just to give that chemically imbalanced fucktard more jack-off headline material to beat-off to while he enjoys free room and board...free hot lunches...free cable tv...free work-outs while cumpete'n in the occasional complimentary throat plunge'n olympics durin' the communal showers hosted by Bubba and his bathroom buddies among many other amenities...
while those slain have to have those they left behind plant their plot!
now i'm not suggest'n that ALL mass shoot'ns have been perpetrated by
only pure inbred love'n pimento'd bologna and velveeta cheese wizzed with a dollop of mayoglazed neo nazism alabasturd asswipes...
though somehow...fer some reason...survey says in the past 10 years 14 of the 20 mass shootings alone in the US have been just that…with unfortunately many more undoubtedly on the way after Buffalo
anyone notice'n a particular flame’n hot cheetos/not-so mello yello big gulp color scheme here?
with the masses on their complicit asses engulfed in the media tornadoes
and the regurgitated religious vomit of "thoughts and prayers" after each and every mass shootin'…treat’n them more and more like picnics in the park for the whole family to enjoy while very few politicians dangle a carrot of some sorta legislative gun reform that will eventually just get buried under a sacrificial meatloaf offer'n from the GOP which has become all too common and all too complacent these days
BUTT however...
last week Giggles the Clown also known as the 43rd dipshit who would
become the 1st ever commander-in-thief to win the presidency without winn'n the popular vote in over a century...draped his well known tarnished dilapidated flap jack'd A double snakes into a frivolous freudian slip and full of bullshit heels when he pathetically tried criticize'n Putin fer his atrocities in the Ukraine though admittedly say'n "blah blah blah....a wholly unjustified and brutal war in Iraq!" before backtrack'n and try'na cover it up like he was some sorta 2 drink minimum nite at some downtown stand-up event fer 2nd graders
so hear me out here...about 111,693 Iraqi civilians were unanimously and
ceremoniously murdered along with roughly 4,370 soldiers which in the end (i’ve done the math so you don’t have to burn any brain cells kitten) brings that total to a whoop'n 11,6063 new casper's roam'n about the planet fer no reason accept to avenge his father fer bein' bullied by that middle eastern floor mop and make bank which ALL HAPPENED durin' his dipshit reign (though yes you trigger happy finger point'n brain dead jell-o molds...i'm WELL AWARE it still continued fer another 2 more years)
5 foot 6 clorox huff'n helter skelter'd schizophrenic jitter bugg'n champion
Charles Manson had N-E-V-E-R once pulled a trigger nor did he slash a throat though luckily he was convicted to life in prison fer 4 decades until he turned into a casper himself fer just order'n the killin' of 7 people by 5 of his chemically deranged ritual bath'n groupies
so tell me then...how is it that this smug satanic humpty dumpty is still
give'n a podium after scarf'n down a plate of bacon wrapped pork tenderloin...julienne fries and a candied walnut raspberry vinaigrette side salad wash’s it down with a chilled sippy cup of Schlitz even though he never fired a shot?
just ask'n fer a friend!
now GET OFF MY DRESS!
